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Or is it someone else entirely? Or is it you v2.0? Loud, quiet, angry, upset or obscene..the real you?
It's me in debug mode.
just with a raised speaking volume.
with an extra touch of sarcasm and a bottle full more of idiocy.
I just stop trying/forget to be a better person when im pished.
is closer to the real me than the sober me
*my first DiS pun**wipes a tear from eye*
If its wine, well I go crazy and call everyone a cunt then go into sleep mode. Somehow after all that I find my way home. If i'm on spirits or ale, i'm usually fine.
The effects of this are heightened by my eyes going red when I've had too much to drink. (Lousy dual heritage genes.)
This probably isn't a good thing.
If I could be drunk all the time without the filthy after affects and social stigma, I would. But people at work are all like “You can’t turn up here drunk” and “We work with vulnerable young people and it’s totally unacceptable” and “you cant wear that guiness hat here” whatevs
I think I'm much better.
and/or start being hilarious and sarcastic
and more lively in general
around some people i'm like that when sober as well
and also like me.
and probably quite insecure and a bit paranoid when drunk. I'm an intensely confident and logical person in 'real life' but have a tendency to enter the Logicwarp after a few too many rums, and I defnitiely pick fault with people about silly things. Oh god, I've just realised i'm a terrible horrible drunk.
I would now quite like my boyfriend and other people on here who know me in real life to plesse pipe up and tell me, NO, YOU ARE A LOVELY CUDDLY DRUNK AND YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.
Bad mood = Horrible drunk
Good mood = I'd like to say fun, but probably really annoying drunk
Other than that, I'm pretty much the same.
Gizza kiss haaandshome X
DO I LOOK FRENCH?!
it was me spelling "hubba hubba" wrong.
I don't bring her out often as people prefer her.
I have a tendency to 'troll' people in when I'm drunk, pointlessly arguing, attempting t defend an indefensible position just to piss people off...
some times I can be witty and brilliant (!), but it's not very frequent,
it's probably is the 'real me' if I had no restraint or good sense. however, I think these are probably quite big parts of my personality...
i think it's probably the true self that is desperate to get out the rest of the time.
to be fair though....i've had some cracking girl stories in the last few months i could've let rip with, but held back...
i went on a date with someone off the soulmates site and i didn't even make a thread about it!
i'm more or less reformed.
I got laid.
we parted with her all 'oooh...i had a great time, are you around soon, i'd love to meet again'
...but she never returned my text for a second meet. :(
The drunk me is the same me as the me that uses the internet and the me that does my laundry.
Apparently the real me was smashing up Tim Henman's front garden
drunk marckee = sober marckee + inane grin + dancing ability + weaker bladder.
with enthusiam turned up to 11 and discretion dialled down to 6.
apparent from a cruder sense of humour, and being slightly more flirty
people who get overly aggressive, or start crying, or fuck around a lot, or basically any extreme trait that isnt normally there when sober, are shite human beings
these people are getting drunk properly
and am funnier.
and shout I AM A CUNT in front of my friends mams.
i like to think that incident (which is embarrassingly recent) is a combination of the two. OR MAYBE I'M JUST SHOUTING BAD THINGS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE WHO I WANT TO LIKE ME?
I actually manage to come across as relaxed, sometimes, when I'm semi drunk.
everyone feels a bit relaxed, slightly more confident, slightly more chatty. nearly everyone will be improved by that. but when you start going upwards in quantity, the results can be all over the place. i get paranoid about how i am acting when i'm drunk, that's why i never get anywhere with women when drunk, i'm thinking about stuff too much!
and obviously it depends on my mood, if i'm in a good mood, i sometimes end up on top form, if i'm feeling a bit low i go absolutely silent. tis odd.
real me is lacking in convidence a lot of the time and is trying to be polite and keep everyone in his good books, drunk me is more clumsy louder outspoken and a lot more outspoken, still does a lot of things the real me wouldn't do but is a lot closer to real me. Unless I known person x for a certain time then of course sober me is a lot closer.
Who you are changes depending on your mood and the people around you and the idea that there's one mood or state you're in which is closest to who you really are is a simplification to try to fit your life into a simple explanation or narrative.
The drunk me is me in so much as anything is.
drunk phil is like phil to the power of 100.