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or just particular bits?
29 showers out of 30 I just wash my knob, balls, arse, neck, feet and face. not in that order.
just the outside usually
In this order:
Back to the penis
Down the left leg
Back up the left leg
Down the right leg
Back up the right leg
Give the bum another go over
Back down the legs
the rest of my body just gets a drizzle of water running over it. no touching for you thighs.
girlfriend has left lying around, make general wishy washy movements all over and stand there till I stop feeling sick
Or have you?
then wash my face, chest, back of neck, then cock and arse, feet then arse again, then shave as it kills time rather than having to walk to the sink
From top to bottom so the dirt and grease and swass and fumunda all runs down.
You wouldn't want to clean your feet and then have swass slithering down and gathering in your toes when you clean the crack.
Pretty simple physics really.
but sometimes i just go for the essentials cos i've spent too much time standing around waiting to get the temperature right
always do that in the sink after. Just realised how inane this thread is.
i check my junk most times too.
sometimes though i might do it in two stages.. hair first bending over the bath then jump in to the shower after
dont have access in this job either, and being watched due to my excessive emailing, they are away for two days though and ive discovered how to bypass the block.. :)
I wash my hair then do my pits, wedding tackle and arse. Everything else gets lots of soap around it the whole time and my feet are in soapy water all the time.
No need to 'scrub' as I shower every day and don't run around getting sweaty and disgusting.
Then a sort of once over rinse.
put it on a stick. get right to the insides.
its amazing. weak showers suck.
one was a power shower, the other was a massive round shower head that was likea waterfall at different settings..
my house at the minute, i have a shit incrusted bath with a hose that isnt long enough to stand up, lol i have to hunch over to get rinsed..
roll on moving day at the end of the month
"Likea: similiar in design or quality to something available at ikea."
i dunno what else to say.
Usually B, taking my time, ensuring everything is given adequate attention.
But if time is short A, usually minimising the stroke count to below 10.
4) Nostrils ;
6) Point of Shoulder
15) Flaxor Tendons
16) Fetlock; .
27) Throat Latch;
You need NEW! IMPROVED! SPONGE ON A STICK
NEW IMPROVED SPONGE ON A STICK, FOR ALL YOUR SPONGE ON A STICKY NEEDS.
AIDS CREVISE WIPING. INCREASES STROKE LENGTH. ENSURES KNEE CLEANLINESS.
ITS NEW, ITS IMPROVED, ITS A SPONGE ON A STICK.
stick and sponge sold seperately.