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You're only ever able to do one of the above again. Which do you pick?
more satisfying in my opinion
mainly as I can do them silent like.
Burps not so much, so they lose.
I pick burps.
I have more control over their length, volume and 'fun factor'.
You can't form words with your farts (well, I can't).
Burps: less satisfying, less smelly
Farts: more satisfying, more smelly
See the correlation?
I SHALL NEVER CHANGE
Is there an increased likelihood of follow-through in this situation?
'Coz as much as vomit-burps leave a bad taste in the back of my mouth, I'd really turn my nose up at the prospect of being predisposed to chunky, wet farts.
therefore have only the ability to get air out of our digestive system at the start OR end instead of both ?
not being able to burp, having to push the air round the whole system would be fucking annoying. and probably painful. same with the opposite.
in answer to your question, farting is more amusing by a factor of 7