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or the best shag thus far of your life, which one would you choose?
my girlfriend is pretty attractive and would also be quite annoyed I'm guessing if I went for an amazing shag from someone else so we'd probably break up. Unless it's from her. But she's not amazing.
I'm moving house. have fun breaking up with Simon Groebner, loser
so this would be lame
Lol. Good work. I love people who cain their gf. It's so much more refreshing than saccharine gushing.
because then i could tell my grandchildren about it
so i guess the problem here is that the shag could be shit and still qualify... still, no point in going for the meal cos i can make myself a good meal without too much effort but getting laid is complex. and it's fine to pay for a good meal, no one will look at you too funny if you announce in public that you spent £50 on an good steak. still, it would be interesting to see the reaction if you had a loud conversation on the tube about an expensive hooker.
i don't think this post makes much sense.
about Dissers and sex.
You are all a bunch of pussies (forgive me)
Seriously, people saying meal, yr doin it wrong.
in reference to footballers who said they preferred the feeling of scoring a goal?
Anyway, I'd opt for the meal because I get brilliant sex more frequently than I get a brilliant meal. And the latter usually costs a fair bit.
If it involved eating strawberries then you'd never go hungry either.
so im going with the meal
if it was best sex of all time, i would think differently.
if it was utterly amazing it wouldn't be better than good but not amazing?
If you catch my drift
turn the laptop off, turn that sun'bitch sideways AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS
so where does that leave me? BOO.
There may be a bigger, veinier bolognase just over the hill.
bit harsh for a 34 year old, innit?
Miranda is the Lake District of human endeavor
with my signature curry dish.
His sex, I mean.
Is that a 2 girls 1 cup kinda thing?