I was going to set up a Lord Byron account (I know his life and work pretty well) and pen witty, topical couplets, but someone has beaten me to it (and they're RUBBISH, fyi).
Who else can I do? Not too tastless (like the Princess Diana one), strong personality, doesn't have an angry estate that will badger me to stop...
I don't know why I want to do this. I just do.