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and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch."
the man in the shop said: "Dictaphone?"
I replied: "I don't see how this is relevant, but I use my finger."
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he then?"
Upon asking the shop clerk what I should buy, he said: "Spider-man".
I retorted: "I came here for comics, not arachnids, dude."
just sometimes though.
It was only a few months ago that the Conservative Party were planning to win the election by releasing a torrent of loose rock and soil over Gordon Brown and his Cabinet.