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I’m a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
actually, that'd be:
I’m a neurotic nerd who would like to sleep with little girls.
Rainier Wolfcastle: My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd.
Kent Brockman: I'm laughing already.
Rainier Wolfcastle: It's not a comedy.