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No joke. Possibly the weirdest thing you'll read all week.
I feel sick
"Pearl, from Indiana, US"
thats plenty for me. He's really upped the anti in the incest stakes. good effort.
That's his gran, not his anti.
That's fucking gross.
Better to spend the money on an eye test for him.
gwilymrj | 12:53PM, Apr 30, 2010
atleast jordans not in the headlines today lol
Franky | 12:53PM, Apr 30, 2010
does this have on their family tree?
the kid will be its own... great aunt/uncle?
Now picture her flicking her bean while looking at a photo of you.
Not right, is it?
...though I like that you couldn't even bring yourself to type "picture yourself balls deep in your nan."
Picture your nan.
Now picture your nan's face looking up from your crotch. She removes her dentures, and you stand to anticipation at the thought of her soft gums touching your helmet.
It doesn't help if I picture you nan either
No, YOU picture YOUR nan.
Now picture your nan squatting over your face, her pungent, hideously distended labia just inches from your drooling lips. Her anus, weakened by 80 years of diligent duty, threatening to unload a coil of festerous kak on to your face, like Hades' own beauty pack...
Didn't you read the report? His mum's dead already.
that is all