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I'm pretty sure it isn't illegal, but shouldn't it be?
Hordes of spangaloized drunkards accidentally voting for labour coz they're too chaffinched to read anything properly in the voting booth COULD BE DECIDING OUR COUNTRIES FATE?*
*I'm assuming most people are going to be voting after a session at the pub on Thursday?
but it is illegal to ride an ugly horse in the state of Alabama
You can't be celibate once you've married. You moron.
I fucked that up on a DanielKelly and a monger. STEWARDS' ENQUIRY!
I'll accept that missing words, inexplicable added words, premature return key hitting and tautological sentences are 'DanielKellys', but I'm not taking the fall for typos.
ie have a beeer while driving
if you're not over the limit?
if you can have one with lunch.
when it's perfectly acceptable to have one in the loos? Or piss in my bin?
I'll cause a distraction (by vomitting on the photocopier)
I was wondering about this yesterday as well.
I don't think it is. I'm gonna start swigging from a bottle of vodka every time a police car passes me.
But, wait for it, it was filled with...
On another note - I'm making chips for breakfast.
so you couldn't go to a polling station drunk, but if it was a postal vote, who would know? You could probably soak the ballot paper in whisky and write 'I FUCKING LOVE YOU I DO' on the back and it would still count.