I want something wolfy, like Balto. In fact something almost exactly like this: http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/breeds/Finnish_Lapphund.jpg Except when they stand up, they look like this: http://www.dogsindepth.com/working_dog_breeds/images/finnish_lapphund_h01.jpg which is well gay. I want a dog which reflects my own masculinity. And also gives me hugs when I get sad. Shoot.