This was it:
Chris Ashford Phew, just finished the london marathon (record time of course) *stretches*
and I got a couple of well done messages and even some texts! This obviously sounds like a joke yeah?
This was one of the texts I just got 'Hey Chris, heard through the grape vine you ran the marathon today. Congrats! I'm impressed! How did you find it? I really want to do it sometime.x'
Aw man. I look silly now.
But the status is OBVIOUSLY a JOKE right?