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''I don't wash the stamps off my wrist so everyone knows i went out. LAD''
''Me and my mate paid 100 quid each to double team a whore in Portugal. However were both too drunk to get it up, so settled for poking her pussy for a bit and going to sleep. woke up robbed. LADs''
Wank in the university library. I don't even go to university. LAD
I bought my son a drill for Christmas and told him Santa doesn't exist. LAD
i just go to this website and the world is put to right again.
Came on a girl's forehead. Put my thumb across and moaned "SIMBA". LAD
Went to a gig recently at the Student Union,was impressed with the local support act.After they finished,i went up and bought a cd off them,and asked,"Are you on bittorrent?" They replied "no," at which point i walked off,waving the cd,and shouted "You will be!".They weren't impressed.LAD
UK,Surrey 4/25/2010 2:55:48 AM Good Lad: 9 Shit Lad: 30