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...oh wait, he's coming back...
...to put a 'Sorry You Were Out' note through the door. I watched him stand there, pause, and not knock.
I think out of all the dodgy shit Labour have ever done throughout their history, this is the greatest sleight.
That would make me look like I wanted to speak to him.
And it wouldn't have been as funny as the time the BNP were posting their leaflets and some granny hobbled out of her house, chucked it back at the guy and yelled "DON'T PUT THIS SHIT THROUGH MY DOOR, YOU CUNT!"
how much more British can you get than plain old "Nick Jones" for the next effort.
Surely 'E.G. Heckels' is the best name out of that bunch?
Anyone with the surname 'Skaife D'Ingerthorp' just has to be brilliant. I'm Googling him/her now.
Word. That's a three way battle, any way you look at it.
Even if the UKIP is basically a Soviet-style ghost candidate.
i looked him up - his parents did experiments with LSD and Trepanning. Mental.
I usually have a sniff as well before entering an establishment
walking? pah, bet he claimed expenses on that!
He must have been going between his first home and his second.
Grime sensation from Leyton, East London.
That is true. John Cryer MP is only the candidate.
I include this information not only to satisfy the pedants, but so that if he has a Google alert on his name, he can access this thread and see how badly he's fucked up.
And also so he can know that there's at least one person who appreciates his attempts to make out that he'll be a fearless defender of a hospital no-one's actually talking about closing. Better than the Lib Dem's monthly Photocopy Of Lies, that's for sure.