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Proper, proper painful. What the fuck is this?
This is the best joke answer.
yeah ... a friend of mine had that once.
when doves cry
but there's no way anything could be trapped under the foreskin? Or could you have bruised yourself?
If this is an injoke thread that I'm not privy too, I will be so upset for having typed all this. Urgh.
to detract from the girl chat in the overweight thread?
Bastards. I typed 'fore....
Oh no, I'm not typing it again!
how would he not notice that?
and the pea being placed in the Royal Museum.
...a serious thread wasted on a court full of jesters.
And no, the foreskin in fine.
you probably have chlamydia.
Pain in your willy.
You're pissing down your cock and it isn't pretty.
This is jaaaam hot... jaaaam hot.
and suck out the poison.
He's stepping around London.
He's a shady tinker, a clandestine mover
When you urinate does only a small amount come out?
Do you still find yourself needing to urinate after attempting to go?
Is there a burning sensation?
I only say because I got a urinary tract infection when I was in India, fucking worst place to get it as I was in the nilgiri mountains on the sigur plateau about 75km from any health clinic, but the charity I was with got me loads of cranberry juice and fresh water....you just gotta flush this out. Lots of cranberry juice and water....take on about 3 litres straight away.
Good. After doing this tonight you will ifnd your morning piss to be the most exciting thing ever!
Especially the subject line, with the explanatory bit in brackets.
it's an embarassing infection, but sometimes you just got to say it how it is and flush that fucker out.
if the answer to any of those questions is yes then i'd say UTI....so get drinking!
If not phone NHS direct if it's that bad (which it sounds - any penis trauma is horrible)
what is it about cranberries that is so good in that situation?
Yes, google is broken.
along with passionfruit and grapefruit.
Plus they're full of antioxidants
thats all anyone ever says to me when I eat them, 'OOOOH they're full of antioxidants you know talskar, any free radicals you have knocking around in there are fucked'
then look at a mouse loads.
bacteria from the anus gets in the penis.......either that or you shagged a dirty girl recently??
Anyway, I got mine from washing in a damn where buffalo also wash (and probably piss and shit)
"You shagged a buffalo?"
*cue it jumping back to its rightful place after pressing "Post reply"*
then its a 'hot damn'
I scour my penis with moss. Let me live my life.
Cost a ton to fix, should have consulted the board and got her to drink cranberry