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The guy being me. What are the chances of her being a mental? Should I sell my rabbit and hide my cooking pots?
but everyone knows that mentals are great in the sack.
that if she's NOT a mental, you shouldn't be with her anyway. ;-)
If you're a munter and hard to get on with... something doesn't smell right.
If that's also you then that's even more the case.
or something. Don't sell the rabbit, just hide it.
i just needed reassurance before I jumped in there
but then, I would say that ;)
So long as she exercises and hasn't had 3 or more vaginal births,. you should be ok.
that has killed it for me
I'm worried about the reason you had to specify 'vaginal' births......where else do they come out of?
I didn't come out of no vagina
I is stoopid today.
is what she will say.
that there are 90 per cent less mindgames with older women, less needing to find themselves to extreme degrees and less being sure of what they want.
But that could be horseshit depending on other experiences that aren't mine.
Great bedroom-action and compared to him she had loads of cash so he got to go to loads of nice restaurants and so on. Course, she did turn out to be a bit mental and wasn't best pleased when he broke up with her before heading off to uni... but still.
Were you wearing boat shoes?
but i also piss myself regularly
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that will haunt me throughout the date
I'm doing ma best guv honest. Weening (sp?) myself off a little at a time.
Anyhoo what you doing here, what happened to your upping of responsibilty/hard work? :D
It really is surprisingly hard to stay away :)
Like spat rice onto my keyboard.
There isn't any question of the original poster being interested in this lady, is there?
of course i'm interested
I misread the original post as saying "The guy behind me". It wasn't just the once either, i read it several times over. Maybe that's what happens, being on here since 9:00 this morning.
children: no (good and bad?)
husband: no (good, unless he's just got out of prison)
mental illness: status unknown as yet
come to think of it, it should rally just say my date of birth
so I'd go by that. More likely to be right.
cos then she won't be doing the reverse age thing and therefore won't be mental
about the same as if she was the same age as you
let's just hope you've got a big chap and the stamina of Hicham El Guerrouj
clingfilming an earthworm etc
no big deal
Me and the missus are 25/34 respectively. All good.
UH OH REVERSE AGE WAAAAHHHH
Other than that spectacular car crash I just realised I have no experience with women more than +18 months of my own age
She was pretty rancid but when she hit me with the line "if you come home with me tonight, you will never have to see or hear from me ever again" I was putty in her hands.
In these circumstances, age gap = potential for plenty 'o fun times. Fill yer boots up, son.
She could be repulsed when she finds out.
I say give it a go anyway. What harm can it do?
but then again there's probably a reason site's like toyboywarehouse exist.
are pretty low IF he's a genuinely mature individual (this thread itself could be going a long way to disproving that of course :-D). We toyboys have many advantages dontcha know, so at it's core i suspect as long as the personality is a good one she'd get over the age thing quick enough..
I'm sure a 32 year old woman would not be repulsed at the thought of a younger man!
Maybe he is a mature man and this would appeal to the lady in question. I am mature for my age and my boyfriend is immature for his age so we meet in the middle.
although she'll possibly beat me to a pulp for saying that
ya bloomin kid
I will still beat you to a pulp ;)
I genuinely see no problem with that age gap.
(no paedo jokes pls)
Sometimes it bothers other people more.
cause then there's a good chance it's Mirri. Good one if you actually have a rabbit btw (Y)
I like when you have themed comment days
INFORM US pluggedingayby or whoever.
at this stage of proceedings. I mean, she's only asked him out for a date, not asked him to marry her. WEIRD.
well, they're more sexually experienced but they haven't lost all of their youthful good looks.
The amount of exercise you get moving between all 30 of them?
I hope this post never appears
But why no "" around 'slack undercarriage'? Is it an ACTUAL and not figurative undercarriage, and if so, do all 32 year olds have these? Amazing!
but yes they do.
If you start talking about bomber doors again i'm going to freak out though.
is the most horrible analogy ever. EVER.
cos youre old. old people are gross.
THERE'S A COUGAR LOOSE ON DIS!
She's probably got a long-term goal of being a paedo and you're her gateway sex.
then shes fine.
jesus fucking wept.
those cuticles were awful.
and if she's not, then shame on her.
I'm not mental by the way.