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32-year-old woman asks out 23-year-old guy.
The guy being me. What are the chances of her being a mental? Should I sell my rabbit and hide my cooking pots?
The guy being me. What are the chances of her being a mental? Should I sell my rabbit and hide my cooking pots?
pretty high.
but everyone knows that mentals are great in the sack.
Thinking like this suggests
that if she's NOT a mental, you shouldn't be with her anyway. ;-)
By the way: are you handsome/incredibly likeable? If so, it's not odd
If you're a munter and hard to get on with... something doesn't smell right.
If that's also you then that's even more the case.
don't confuse me with logic!
She will be amazing in bed
or something. Don't sell the rabbit, just hide it.
thank you.
i just needed reassurance before I jumped in there
Older women are amazing
but then, I would say that ;)
just as long as it's not like throwing a hot dog down a wind tunnel
Ah. Bit small are we?
:-D
haha, great minds :D
Do you have a chipolata?
So long as she exercises and hasn't had 3 or more vaginal births,. you should be ok.
great minds :p
yep, between you and SPIDERS...
that has killed it for me
Um....
I'm worried about the reason you had to specify 'vaginal' births......where else do they come out of?
Caesarean section
I didn't come out of no vagina
Wow
I is stoopid today.
I didn't come out of that exchange well at all :(
that, my friend
is what she will say.
i'm beginning to think I'M mental now
I would say
that there are 90 per cent less mindgames with older women, less needing to find themselves to extreme degrees and less being sure of what they want.
But that could be horseshit depending on other experiences that aren't mine.
I had a friend in 6th Form who went out with a 28-year-old and it was all kinds of win.
Great bedroom-action and compared to him she had loads of cash so he got to go to loads of nice restaurants and so on. Course, she did turn out to be a bit mental and wasn't best pleased when he broke up with her before heading off to uni... but still.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Praise-Older-Women-Amorous-Recollections/dp/0226858863
But then, not many people love being broken up with..
i'd sail her rabbit and hit her with your cock pot.
Maybe you just look really old
Were you wearing boat shoes?
i do have a dignified bearing that is beyond my years
but i also piss myself regularly
is this what she said to you?
*golf clap*
I'd be more surprised that SHE was interested
Do her in the shitter.
cheers
(this post has been brought to you in conjunction with Foley Enterprises)
i actually thought that WAS foley for a second
masterful.
that's it, i'm not getting it up after that
that will haunt me throughout the date
as long as its not a Picasso
PICK-ARSE-OH!
god I miss all this shit. Working just isn't the same.
get back to work Lo-Pan, that family busines aint gonna run itself !
:)
I'm doing ma best guv honest. Weening (sp?) myself off a little at a time.
Anyhoo what you doing here, what happened to your upping of responsibilty/hard work? :D
I did say the occasional visit to be fair. think I've posted three times this week so far.
Yeah me too.
It really is surprisingly hard to stay away :)
If she asked him out because his age is the reverse of hers, then that's a bit mental.
good job he's not 19
or 21
or 22
wait
I LOL'd at this far more than I should have.
Like spat rice onto my keyboard.
Have I misunderstood this too?
There isn't any question of the original poster being interested in this lady, is there?
she's 32
of course i'm interested
why, are you 23 too?
this bit probably makes more sense if I say that
I misread the original post as saying "The guy behind me". It wasn't just the once either, i read it several times over. Maybe that's what happens, being on here since 9:00 this morning.
Why would she be mental?
i dunno, just not an everyday occurence is all
i went through the checklist:
children: no (good and bad?)
husband: no (good, unless he's just got out of prison)
mental illness: status unknown as yet
You sure you're 23?
my birth certificate says so
come to think of it, it should rally just say my date of birth
dis says your 24
so I'd go by that. More likely to be right.
hopefully that's true
cos then she won't be doing the reverse age thing and therefore won't be mental
Chances of her being mentally unsound:
about the same as if she was the same age as you
you're not going to know what to do with her are you?
let's just hope you've got a big chap and the stamina of Hicham El Guerrouj
Excellent use of the name
Hicham
anything that references Hicham El Guerrouj has to be a good thing
Total Hichambles
INTERNET USER IN MIGHT BE GETTING SOME SHOCKER
i know, i'm quite scared
how firm are her jugs
i don't know, all she had was tupperware
sexsmash
does that involve potatoes?
32 is about the age women start secretly pinpricking the condoms, isn't it?
oh don't worry, i'm doubling up
clingfilming an earthworm etc
Presumably only if they are into a bit of S&M
oh wait, you mean before not while he's wearing it.
Why would you say that?
*shudders*
Shhhhush, for God's sake!
REBUILD IT UP, REBUILD IT UP AND NOW IT'S SOLID.
my lady is 31 and i'm 24
no big deal
I like you
He's no Jook.
He's a charming young fellow.
'zactly
Me and the missus are 25/34 respectively. All good.
But you look about 43
UH OH REVERSE AGE WAAAAHHHH
I tried to hit on a 48 year old woman at my work when I was 20
Other than that spectacular car crash I just realised I have no experience with women more than +18 months of my own age
I have managed 15ish older than me.
She was pretty rancid but when she hit me with the line "if you come home with me tonight, you will never have to see or hear from me ever again" I was putty in her hands.
hero amongst men
Good hustle son
YOUR MUM
You're (just) within the "half her age + 7" rule.
In these circumstances, age gap = potential for plenty 'o fun times. Fill yer boots up, son.
100% in every thread i'd say
cheers.
Does she know you are 23?
She could be repulsed when she finds out.
I say give it a go anyway. What harm can it do?
see I thought this
but then again there's probably a reason site's like toyboywarehouse exist.
When i'm old, i'm gonna use that site.
I think the odds of her being repulsed, actually
are pretty low IF he's a genuinely mature individual (this thread itself could be going a long way to disproving that of course :-D). We toyboys have many advantages dontcha know, so at it's core i suspect as long as the personality is a good one she'd get over the age thing quick enough..
I think repulsed was the wrong word.
I'm sure a 32 year old woman would not be repulsed at the thought of a younger man!
Maybe he is a mature man and this would appeal to the lady in question. I am mature for my age and my boyfriend is immature for his age so we meet in the middle.
hah. my relationship is the opposite, so again it works :-D
although she'll possibly beat me to a pulp for saying that
Yes, you are a total old man :)
^*tight smile*
i AM a bit of an old man - sigh - but it works :)
ya bloomin kid
:)
I will still beat you to a pulp ;)
She must put you in your place sometimes.
I'll never admit to that obviously.
SLANDER.
I half-dated a 29 year old when I was on the 18/19 threshold
I genuinely see no problem with that age gap.
+ she was my manager...so I win at teenage labour
I don't think age gaps are much of an issue unless the other person has a problem with it
(no paedo jokes pls)
Sometimes it bothers other people more.
did you meet on here?
cause then there's a good chance it's Mirri. Good one if you actually have a rabbit btw (Y)
i'm fine with that as long as nappies aren't involved
two words
Aaron Johnson
two further words
knocked up
two further words
knocked up
...
I like when you have themed comment days
update please
I'm with you on this
INFORM US pluggedingayby or whoever.
they're still in bed
i won't phone them, then.
would you not want to ask out a 23 year old at the age of 32?
It actually amazes me that age is such a major factor in peoples' minds
at this stage of proceedings. I mean, she's only asked him out for a date, not asked him to marry her. WEIRD.
what's the best thing about having sex with thirty two year olds?
well, they're more sexually experienced but they haven't lost all of their youthful good looks.
What's the best thing about having sex with thirty two-year-olds?
The amount of exercise you get moving between all 30 of them?
I hope this post never appears
there could be a ring in her pocket, you don't know.
Ah, right enough.
But why no "" around 'slack undercarriage'? Is it an ACTUAL and not figurative undercarriage, and if so, do all 32 year olds have these? Amazing!
I didn't want to say
but yes they do.
If you start talking about bomber doors again i'm going to freak out though.
Pipes? What.....but.... OKAY
*mind explodes*
isn't that the attraction?
That
is the most horrible analogy ever. EVER.
so that's why they were trying to catch the pigeon.
^pigeon fancier
you know why it amazes you?
cos youre old. old people are gross.
COUGAR ON DIS!
THERE'S A COUGAR LOOSE ON DIS!
PS
She's probably got a long-term goal of being a paedo and you're her gateway sex.
As long as she doesnt act like Courtney Cox Arquette in Cougar Town
then shes fine.
THere's just so much to love in this thread
^ THis
We need a did-he-get-it-update
^this
I'd deffo like to know if he went on a date, and how it went!
Do you ever cease being such an utter misery?
jesus fucking wept.
no he didn't
those nails must have raised a tear surely
yeah
those cuticles were awful.
Oh yes he did
Baby.
She'll probably be considerably higher maintenance than your average 23 year old
and if she's not, then shame on her.
I'm 28, would you go out with me?
I'm not mental by the way.