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32-year-old woman asks out 23-year-old guy.

PluggedInBaby [Edit] [Delete] 153 replies 17:04, 13 April '10

The guy being me. What are the chances of her being a mental? Should I sell my rabbit and hide my cooking pots?

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  • pretty high.

    but everyone knows that mentals are great in the sack.

    _meh | 13 Apr '10, 17:06 | X
    xylopwn, asita, Ichor, and Mr_Mills this'd this
  • Thinking like this suggests

    that if she's NOT a mental, you shouldn't be with her anyway. ;-)

    xylopwn | 13 Apr '10, 17:06 | X
    • By the way: are you handsome/incredibly likeable? If so, it's not odd

      If you're a munter and hard to get on with... something doesn't smell right.

      If that's also you then that's even more the case.

      xylopwn @xylopwn | 13 Apr '10, 17:07 | X
    • don't confuse me with logic!

      PluggedInBaby @xylopwn | 13 Apr '10, 17:20 | X
  • She will be amazing in bed

    or something. Don't sell the rabbit, just hide it.

    PickledOeuf | 13 Apr '10, 17:06 | X
    • thank you.

      i just needed reassurance before I jumped in there

      PluggedInBaby @PickledOeuf | 13 Apr '10, 17:18 | X
      • Older women are amazing

        but then, I would say that ;)

        PickledOeuf @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:20 | X
        • just as long as it's not like throwing a hot dog down a wind tunnel

          PluggedInBaby @PickledOeuf | 13 Apr '10, 17:22 | X
          • Ah. Bit small are we?

            :-D

            xylopwn @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:24 | X
            • haha, great minds :D

              PickledOeuf @xylopwn | 13 Apr '10, 17:25 | X
          • Do you have a chipolata?

            So long as she exercises and hasn't had 3 or more vaginal births,. you should be ok.

            PickledOeuf @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:24 | X
            • great minds :p

              xylopwn @PickledOeuf | 13 Apr '10, 17:25 | X
            • yep, between you and SPIDERS...

              that has killed it for me

              PluggedInBaby @PickledOeuf | 13 Apr '10, 17:30 | X
            • Um....

              I'm worried about the reason you had to specify 'vaginal' births......where else do they come out of?

              harryrick1 @PickledOeuf | 16 Apr '10, 19:18 | X
              • Caesarean section

                I didn't come out of no vagina

                lyserge @harryrick1 | 16 Apr '10, 19:29 | X
                • Wow

                  I is stoopid today.

                  harryrick1 @lyserge | 16 Apr '10, 19:36 | X
          • I didn't come out of that exchange well at all :(

            PluggedInBaby @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:27 | X
            • that, my friend

              is what she will say.

              xylopwn @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:30 | X
              • i'm beginning to think I'M mental now

                PluggedInBaby @xylopwn | 13 Apr '10, 17:31 | X
      • I would say

        that there are 90 per cent less mindgames with older women, less needing to find themselves to extreme degrees and less being sure of what they want.

        But that could be horseshit depending on other experiences that aren't mine.

        xylopwn @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:21 | X
  • I had a friend in 6th Form who went out with a 28-year-old and it was all kinds of win.

    Great bedroom-action and compared to him she had loads of cash so he got to go to loads of nice restaurants and so on. Course, she did turn out to be a bit mental and wasn't best pleased when he broke up with her before heading off to uni... but still.

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Praise-Older-Women-Amorous-Recollections/dp/0226858863

    hip_young_gunslinger | 13 Apr '10, 17:25 | X
    • But then, not many people love being broken up with..

      xylopwn @hip_young_gunslinger | 13 Apr '10, 17:26 | X
  • i'd sail her rabbit and hit her with your cock pot.

    michael_w | 13 Apr '10, 17:07 | X
  • Maybe you just look really old

    Were you wearing boat shoes?

    Lucien | 13 Apr '10, 17:07 | X
    xylopwn this'd this
    • i do have a dignified bearing that is beyond my years

      but i also piss myself regularly

      PluggedInBaby @Lucien | 13 Apr '10, 17:12 | X
      • is this what she said to you?

        foppyish @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:28 | X
  • *golf clap*

    xylopwn @Spiders_WATCHoutMAN | 13 Apr '10, 17:08 | X
  • I'd be more surprised that SHE was interested

    PluggedInBaby @Spiders_WATCHoutMAN | 13 Apr '10, 17:13 | X
  • Do her in the shitter.

    cheers

    (this post has been brought to you in conjunction with Foley Enterprises)

    mymiddlenameaintthor | 13 Apr '10, 17:11 | X
    • i actually thought that WAS foley for a second

      masterful.

      xylopwn @mymiddlenameaintthor | 13 Apr '10, 17:12 | X
      • that's it, i'm not getting it up after that

        that will haunt me throughout the date

        PluggedInBaby @Spiders_WATCHoutMAN | 13 Apr '10, 17:28 | X
        • as long as its not a Picasso

          PluggedInBaby @Spiders_WATCHoutMAN | 13 Apr '10, 17:32 | X
          • PICK-ARSE-OH!

            PluggedInBaby @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:35 | X
            • god I miss all this shit. Working just isn't the same.

              Ricky_Ronco | 13 Apr '10, 17:09 | X
              Lo-Pan this'd this
              • get back to work Lo-Pan, that family busines aint gonna run itself !

                Ricky_Ronco @Ricky_Ronco | 13 Apr '10, 17:12 | X
                • :)

                  I'm doing ma best guv honest. Weening (sp?) myself off a little at a time.
                  Anyhoo what you doing here, what happened to your upping of responsibilty/hard work? :D

                  Lo-Pan @Ricky_Ronco | 13 Apr '10, 17:18 | X
                  • I did say the occasional visit to be fair. think I've posted three times this week so far.

                    Ricky_Ronco @Lo-Pan | 13 Apr '10, 17:22 | X
                    • Yeah me too.

                      It really is surprisingly hard to stay away :)

                      Lo-Pan @Ricky_Ronco | 13 Apr '10, 17:36 | X
            • If she asked him out because his age is the reverse of hers, then that's a bit mental.

              foppyish | 13 Apr '10, 17:09 | X
              • good job he's not 19

                polko @foppyish | 13 Apr '10, 17:11 | X
                xylopwn this'd this
                • or 21

                  talskar @polko | 13 Apr '10, 17:17 | X
                  polko this'd this
                  • or 22

                    wait

                    foppyish @talskar | 13 Apr '10, 17:22 | X
                    talskar and icouldwinarabbit this'd this
                    • I LOL'd at this far more than I should have.

                      Like spat rice onto my keyboard.

                      belsizeparka @foppyish | 13 Apr '10, 21:17 | X
            • Have I misunderstood this too?

              There isn't any question of the original poster being interested in this lady, is there?

              foppyish | 13 Apr '10, 17:14 | X
              • she's 32

                of course i'm interested

                PluggedInBaby @foppyish | 13 Apr '10, 17:16 | X
                • why, are you 23 too?

                  foppyish @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:17 | X
                  • this bit probably makes more sense if I say that

                    I misread the original post as saying "The guy behind me". It wasn't just the once either, i read it several times over. Maybe that's what happens, being on here since 9:00 this morning.

                    foppyish @foppyish | 13 Apr '10, 17:48 | X
            • Why would she be mental?

              JoeDiddly | 13 Apr '10, 17:14 | X
              manbearpig this'd this
              • i dunno, just not an everyday occurence is all

                PluggedInBaby @JoeDiddly | 13 Apr '10, 17:17 | X
            • i went through the checklist:

              children: no (good and bad?)
              husband: no (good, unless he's just got out of prison)
              mental illness: status unknown as yet

              PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:15 | X
              • You sure you're 23?

                xylopwn @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:17 | X
                • my birth certificate says so

                  come to think of it, it should rally just say my date of birth

                  PluggedInBaby @xylopwn | 13 Apr '10, 17:19 | X
                  • dis says your 24

                    so I'd go by that. More likely to be right.

                    foppyish @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:20 | X
                    xylopwn, _meh, and Ichor this'd this
                    • hopefully that's true

                      cos then she won't be doing the reverse age thing and therefore won't be mental

                      PluggedInBaby @foppyish | 13 Apr '10, 17:24 | X
            • Chances of her being mentally unsound:

              about the same as if she was the same age as you

              lyserge | 13 Apr '10, 17:20 | X
              manbearpig this'd this
            • you're not going to know what to do with her are you?

              let's just hope you've got a big chap and the stamina of Hicham El Guerrouj

              jacques_le_biscuit_ | 13 Apr '10, 17:21 | X
              Ricky_Ronco, xylopwn, and PickledOeuf this'd this
              • Excellent use of the name

                Hicham

                mymiddlenameaintthor @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 13 Apr '10, 17:27 | X
                • anything that references Hicham El Guerrouj has to be a good thing

                  GalacticStar3ruption @mymiddlenameaintthor | 13 Apr '10, 17:47 | X
                  • Total Hichambles

                    ashstreath85 @GalacticStar3ruption | 13 Apr '10, 17:53 | X
            • INTERNET USER IN MIGHT BE GETTING SOME SHOCKER

              twentynine | 13 Apr '10, 17:22 | X
              • i know, i'm quite scared

                PluggedInBaby @twentynine | 13 Apr '10, 17:25 | X
            • how firm are her jugs

              shucks | 13 Apr '10, 17:28 | X
              Lo-Pan this'd this
              • i don't know, all she had was tupperware

                PluggedInBaby @shucks | 13 Apr '10, 17:29 | X
                twentynine, belsizeparka, and harryrick1 this'd this
            • sexsmash

              PickledOeuf | 13 Apr '10, 17:28 | X
              • does that involve potatoes?

                PluggedInBaby @PickledOeuf | 13 Apr '10, 17:32 | X
            • 32 is about the age women start secretly pinpricking the condoms, isn't it?

              Lucien | 13 Apr '10, 17:32 | X
              • oh don't worry, i'm doubling up

                clingfilming an earthworm etc

                PluggedInBaby @Lucien | 13 Apr '10, 17:33 | X
              • Presumably only if they are into a bit of S&M

                foppyish @Lucien | 13 Apr '10, 17:35 | X
                • oh wait, you mean before not while he's wearing it.

                  foppyish @foppyish | 13 Apr '10, 18:09 | X
                  • Why would you say that?

                    *shudders*

                    deadonthestairs @foppyish | 13 Apr '10, 18:19 | X
              • Shhhhush, for God's sake!

                PickledOeuf @Lucien | 13 Apr '10, 17:41 | X
            • REBUILD IT UP, REBUILD IT UP AND NOW IT'S SOLID.

              foppyish | 13 Apr '10, 17:36 | X
            • my lady is 31 and i'm 24

              no big deal

              blaaast | 13 Apr '10, 17:46 | X
              • I like you

                PluggedInBaby @blaaast | 13 Apr '10, 17:52 | X
                • He's no Jook.

                  mymiddlenameaintthor @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:53 | X
                  xylopwn and Parsefone this'd this
                • He's a charming young fellow.

                  Lo-Pan @PluggedInBaby | 13 Apr '10, 17:59 | X
              • 'zactly

                Me and the missus are 25/34 respectively. All good.

                xylopwn @blaaast | 13 Apr '10, 18:45 | X
                • But you look about 43

                  UH OH REVERSE AGE WAAAAHHHH

                  tomatron @xylopwn | 14 Apr '10, 14:48 | X
              • I tried to hit on a 48 year old woman at my work when I was 20

                Other than that spectacular car crash I just realised I have no experience with women more than +18 months of my own age

                Lucien | 13 Apr '10, 17:57 | X
                • I have managed 15ish older than me.

                  She was pretty rancid but when she hit me with the line "if you come home with me tonight, you will never have to see or hear from me ever again" I was putty in her hands.

                  Balonz @Lucien | 13 Apr '10, 18:01 | X
                  • hero amongst men

                    talskar @Balonz | 13 Apr '10, 18:03 | X
                  • Good hustle son

                    Lucien @Balonz | 13 Apr '10, 18:04 | X
                • YOUR MUM

                  mymiddlenameaintthor @Lucien | 13 Apr '10, 18:02 | X
              • You're (just) within the "half her age + 7" rule.

                In these circumstances, age gap = potential for plenty 'o fun times. Fill yer boots up, son.

                TheWza | 13 Apr '10, 18:00 | X
                this'd this
              • 100% in every thread i'd say

                cheers.

                talskar @Bamnan1 | 13 Apr '10, 19:55 | X
                shucks and doodthatkicksarse this'd this
              • Does she know you are 23?

                She could be repulsed when she finds out.

                I say give it a go anyway. What harm can it do?

                meowington | 13 Apr '10, 19:59 | X
                • see I thought this

                  but then again there's probably a reason site's like toyboywarehouse exist.

                  wewerewerewolvesonce @meowington | 13 Apr '10, 22:07 | X
                  • When i'm old, i'm gonna use that site.

                    meowington @wewerewerewolvesonce | 14 Apr '10, 10:45 | X
                • I think the odds of her being repulsed, actually

                  are pretty low IF he's a genuinely mature individual (this thread itself could be going a long way to disproving that of course :-D). We toyboys have many advantages dontcha know, so at it's core i suspect as long as the personality is a good one she'd get over the age thing quick enough..

                  xylopwn @meowington | 14 Apr '10, 10:50 | X
                  • I think repulsed was the wrong word.

                    I'm sure a 32 year old woman would not be repulsed at the thought of a younger man!

                    Maybe he is a mature man and this would appeal to the lady in question. I am mature for my age and my boyfriend is immature for his age so we meet in the middle.

                    meowington @xylopwn | 14 Apr '10, 11:12 | X
                    • hah. my relationship is the opposite, so again it works :-D

                      although she'll possibly beat me to a pulp for saying that

                      xylopwn @meowington | 14 Apr '10, 11:13 | X
                      • Yes, you are a total old man :)

                        ^*tight smile*

                        PickledOeuf @xylopwn | 14 Apr '10, 11:16 | X
                        • i AM a bit of an old man - sigh - but it works :)

                          ya bloomin kid

                          xylopwn @PickledOeuf | 14 Apr '10, 11:19 | X
                          meowington this'd this
                          • :)

                            I will still beat you to a pulp ;)

                            PickledOeuf @xylopwn | 14 Apr '10, 11:29 | X
                      • She must put you in your place sometimes.

                        meowington @xylopwn | 14 Apr '10, 11:16 | X
                        • I'll never admit to that obviously.

                          SLANDER.

                          xylopwn @meowington | 14 Apr '10, 11:17 | X
              • I half-dated a 29 year old when I was on the 18/19 threshold

                I genuinely see no problem with that age gap.

                TheDailyBumbler | 13 Apr '10, 20:00 | X
                • + she was my manager...so I win at teenage labour

                  TheDailyBumbler @TheDailyBumbler | 13 Apr '10, 20:01 | X
                • I don't think age gaps are much of an issue unless the other person has a problem with it

                  (no paedo jokes pls)

                  Sometimes it bothers other people more.

                  meowington @TheDailyBumbler | 13 Apr '10, 20:13 | X
              • did you meet on here?

                cause then there's a good chance it's Mirri. Good one if you actually have a rabbit btw (Y)

                Van_Gok_Wan | 13 Apr '10, 20:15 | X
                • i'm fine with that as long as nappies aren't involved

                  PluggedInBaby @_morrissey | 13 Apr '10, 21:37 | X
                • two words

                  Aaron Johnson

                  wewerewerewolvesonce | 13 Apr '10, 22:08 | X
                  • two further words

                    knocked up

                    PluggedInBaby @wewerewerewolvesonce | 14 Apr '10, 00:04 | X
                  • two further words

                    knocked up

                    PluggedInBaby @wewerewerewolvesonce | 14 Apr '10, 00:04 | X
                • ...

                  I like when you have themed comment days

                  xylopwn @Spiders_WATCHoutMAN | 14 Apr '10, 10:24 | X
                  Trumpet this'd this
                • update please

                  colon_closed_bracket | 14 Apr '10, 10:27 | X
                  xylopwn this'd this
                  • I'm with you on this

                    INFORM US pluggedingayby or whoever.

                    xylopwn @colon_closed_bracket | 14 Apr '10, 11:10 | X
                    • they're still in bed

                      foppyish @xylopwn | 14 Apr '10, 11:11 | X
                      • i won't phone them, then.

                        colon_closed_bracket @foppyish | 14 Apr '10, 11:14 | X
                • would you not want to ask out a 23 year old at the age of 32?

                  definitionofself | 14 Apr '10, 10:47 | X
                • It actually amazes me that age is such a major factor in peoples' minds

                  at this stage of proceedings. I mean, she's only asked him out for a date, not asked him to marry her. WEIRD.

                  PickledOeuf | 14 Apr '10, 11:18 | X
                  • what's the best thing about having sex with thirty two year olds?

                    well, they're more sexually experienced but they haven't lost all of their youthful good looks.

                    colon_closed_bracket @PickledOeuf | 14 Apr '10, 11:21 | X
                    • What's the best thing about having sex with thirty two-year-olds?

                      The amount of exercise you get moving between all 30 of them?

                      I hope this post never appears

                      Lucien @colon_closed_bracket | 14 Apr '10, 12:22 | X
                  • there could be a ring in her pocket, you don't know.

                    xylopwn @PickledOeuf | 14 Apr '10, 11:21 | X
                  • Ah, right enough.

                    But why no "" around 'slack undercarriage'? Is it an ACTUAL and not figurative undercarriage, and if so, do all 32 year olds have these? Amazing!

                    PickledOeuf @Spiders_WATCHoutMAN | 14 Apr '10, 11:28 | X
                    • I didn't want to say

                      but yes they do.

                      If you start talking about bomber doors again i'm going to freak out though.

                      xylopwn @PickledOeuf | 14 Apr '10, 11:29 | X
                    • Pipes? What.....but.... OKAY

                      *mind explodes*

                      PickledOeuf @Spiders_WATCHoutMAN | 14 Apr '10, 11:34 | X
                    • isn't that the attraction?

                      foppyish @Spiders_WATCHoutMAN | 14 Apr '10, 11:30 | X
                      • That

                        is the most horrible analogy ever. EVER.

                        xylopwn @Spiders_WATCHoutMAN | 14 Apr '10, 11:34 | X
                        • so that's why they were trying to catch the pigeon.

                          foppyish @Spiders_WATCHoutMAN | 14 Apr '10, 11:36 | X
                        • ^pigeon fancier

                          PickledOeuf @Spiders_WATCHoutMAN | 14 Apr '10, 11:47 | X
                        • you know why it amazes you?

                          cos youre old. old people are gross.

                          doodthatkicksarse @PickledOeuf | 14 Apr '10, 14:56 | X
                        • COUGAR ON DIS!

                          THERE'S A COUGAR LOOSE ON DIS!

                          DanielKelly | 14 Apr '10, 11:33 | X
                          • PS

                            She's probably got a long-term goal of being a paedo and you're her gateway sex.

                            DanielKelly @DanielKelly | 14 Apr '10, 11:35 | X
                          • As long as she doesnt act like Courtney Cox Arquette in Cougar Town

                            then shes fine.

                            meowington @DanielKelly | 14 Apr '10, 11:36 | X
                            • THere's just so much to love in this thread

                              PickledOeuf | 14 Apr '10, 11:53 | X
                              • ^ THis

                                finchleydisco @Spiders_WATCHoutMAN | 14 Apr '10, 15:34 | X
                              • We need a did-he-get-it-update

                                PickledOeuf | 14 Apr '10, 12:00 | X
                                • ^this

                                  colon_closed_bracket @PickledOeuf | 14 Apr '10, 14:51 | X
                                • I'd deffo like to know if he went on a date, and how it went!

                                  xylopwn @Bamnan1 | 14 Apr '10, 14:58 | X
                                  colon_closed_bracket and meowington this'd this
                                • Do you ever cease being such an utter misery?

                                  jesus fucking wept.

                                  PickledOeuf @Bamnan1 | 14 Apr '10, 15:06 | X
                                  colon_closed_bracket this'd this
                                  • no he didn't

                                    minicab_adi @PickledOeuf | 14 Apr '10, 15:38 | X
                                    • those nails must have raised a tear surely

                                      xylopwn @minicab_adi | 14 Apr '10, 15:40 | X
                                      • yeah

                                        those cuticles were awful.

                                        minicab_adi @xylopwn | 14 Apr '10, 15:42 | X
                                    • Oh yes he did

                                      Baby.

                                      PickledOeuf @minicab_adi | 14 Apr '10, 15:58 | X
                                • She'll probably be considerably higher maintenance than your average 23 year old

                                  and if she's not, then shame on her.

                                  MirriLondon | 14 Apr '10, 18:10 | X
                                • I'm 28, would you go out with me?

                                  I'm not mental by the way.

                                  notbeforedark | 16 Apr '10, 14:19 | X
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