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berbatov #1 naturally
but more news, comedy, (pop)science type stuff really
if this really is him, most his updates are about rape, violence and general filth. Good work.
mostly physics related.
he was messaging Leonard Nimoy the other day :D
#youknowyoureoldwhen your good fortune cookie says, "Your good fortune is to have lived this long." My best, Bill
"I'll take you out to dinner soon", I had misread that as "I'll take you out to dinner son" but it's still good.
it's so cute that they're still friends.
@johncrossmirror is great for football news
they were ace
I noticed that the other day :'(
i'm the engineering assistant for the liner notes'
one bizarre comedy tweet a day, really good stuff
there are a few others of similiar ilk, but his seem to be the best.
I know there was talk when it first got known that it was a proper academic screwing around. I might start googling it.
on second thoughts, lol.
marathons, which are my favourite part of twitter (those who follow me may have realised this...)
@big_ben_clock (keeps you aware of the shitloads of time you waste on twitter)
and obvs @peeveee ;)
I've just gotten two extra followers, one of which is a porno-spambot, which one of you is it?
i seem to have lost two followers
I prefer to think that even they have decided to stop following me because of my inanity.
I think that was the point when Biebermania started to go too far.
http://twitter.com/jonwurster is funny.
http://twitter.com/ultimatepunx is me. More porno spambot followers please!
@JimCarrey (surprisingly controversial)
Trees are actually carved from huge blocks of wood.
"I imagine Superman must have some sort of reinforced toilet"
He said 'see you in bed' the other night as well which made me laugh.
but it's only really for me to get news stuff sent to me with minimal fuss. no one really needs to know how much tastier i think beans are if you put brown sauce in the pan with them before cooking them.
so at least i'll get to keep up with all the election gossip before deleting
a venture by a friend of mine and i said i'd post it here. god knows what will become of it.
i also second:
@glinner and @serafinowicz
he's got a bit of a hilarious sense of importance about twitter and the fact that he's regarded as some sort of twitter guru. also all he seems to do is retweet other people's stuff. and he just annoys me.
It's true what they say, you should never follow your heroes on twitter, you'll only be disappointed.
and that's the worst thing of all cowcow. when i think of him now i don't think 'that's the genius who co-wrote father ted'. i just think 'oh it's that twitter guy that everyone follows'
but what he retweets or posts is usually very interesting stuff or current affairs items.
If you want jokes then follow DavidSchneider and the like.
Arthur Mathews' seems pretty good http://twitter.com/Munchious
and whenever i think of Arthur Mathews, it's a delightful image of him puffing away at his pipe in speed 3 talking about mass :'D
for giving away the ending of Modern Warfare on Brooker's Gameswipe before I'd completed it.
Then he deleted it
(don't think I've actually been on twitter for about 6 months, but that all changes today)
Never fails to brighten my day...
@EricPickles: my shits are from M&S
...slagged off DiS about 5 mins ago.
makes you look less desperate.
That's me. But I'm quite boring.
that is all.