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*passes meths half of a stick of wrigley's gum*
Dave: You better be careful. I heard of this one dude who had his whole body chopped off. All that's left was his dick.
Jemaine: Don't you mean they chopped his dick off?
Dave: No, I mean they held his dick, and then chopped his body off. That's all he was in the end...a dick.
so gullable me.