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Stupid cold + stubble combination.
i do this quite often.
with about 7 little bits of tissue paper covering his face where he'd cut himself shaving. he was wearing a yellow t-shirt, blue short, yellow socks and carrying a mathcing blue carrier bag.
a "bit" embarassing.
with my face half covered in blood where I'd accidentally cut myself, and half covered in shaving foam. I apparently then said:
'Look at me! I'm like one of those new wave of new wave bands!' Then I went back into the bathroom.
I have no memory of this event. It haunted him for years.
I'm appalled. I thought we agreed shit anecdotes were my sole territory?
This makes me sick.
I always get home and have something in my teeth or on my face an NO ONE ever tells me.
just humour him.
I had an mri once. I feel asleep during it.
i didnt fall asleep tho mine was next door to the infectious diseases unit
Did you see that episode of House when he removed the bullet from a dead man using an mri scanner?
was it awesome
We had to bring the machines in on temporary train tracks because they were so big.
And have to bring in fuckoff cranes to lift them
easily removed for the delivery.
I meant that even new buildings have to have that facility in the even of repair/replacement.
Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas...priests...
it's probably for the best.
Oh fuck off me.
of shit-zkrieg and the poo-dlebug
yeah - erm i thought DiS had lost my previous post, and in the time beofre re-posting i thought of the Bluetones reference.
Ich bin auf der shitzer
I best shut up now*
*Vikram, PM if willing to fund
thank you for coming. it's been very useful
Are you poo or are you blind?
the puns should be nose based. like RUDOLPH hess.
There's nothing you can respectably hang out your arse.