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Tell me what you're planning, or what you've already done.
I'm going to gut and skin the first person that attempts some sort of hilarious prank on me, and then wear their skin as my own and live life though their eyes, see how people interact with them etc.
Only until lunchtime though, cos after that the joke would be on me
Is it enough to simply place that bucket on top of the door, leant against the door jamb, or does the bucket have to fall before you flay them alive?
such as walking in through a different door and thus avoiding the bucket, their failed prank shall be punishment enough.
Should I end up with a bucket on my head though, I will be skinning for all I'm worth
the 'wacky' intranet story is this time. Last year we had "crows can talk to humans" a discovery that was made by Dr. Loof Lirpa. :|
Is this what I pay my council tax for? Shameful.
should be entertaining
Thank christ I've got a meeting tomorrow morning.
I'm a miserable swine.
A prank implies some cunt with a roll of clingfilm and a dead pigeon acting for his own amusement.
April Fools Day? April FUCK OFF YOU BLUE-BALLED CUNT day, more like!!!
whats the location supposed to be? if its somewhere a bit wacky like Carlisle i'd be suspicious.
HAHA YO MAN, YOU GOT APRIL FOOLED!
but someone just got tea-punk'd at work! (the golfing-related one)
are going to tell our other future flatmate that neither of us are going back to edinburgh.
i might tell my current flatmate that our flat has been burnt down/burgled.
my pranks are mainly just lies.
They are going to laugh their heads off: 'lol not again!!!'
I thought the only recorded conflict in your country's history was The Battle of Helm's Deep?
One got in to his room as he slept so he hit it with a housebrick. Turned out to be the Queen, and all the other Laughing Owls died soon after. The fact it happened on April 1st makes it even worse, he moved to this country because on that day in his village everyone would dress as an owl and laugh at him
Tomorrow I annex Judge_B's wife. Going to need a sexier New Zealand flag
Look into its extinct eyes which say 'take the threat seriously - if such a nation can smash up a harmless owl, then the continent of Europe has no chance. Lay down your arms'
YOU HAVE BEEN (b)WARN(ED)!!!
and then come in after lunch "i was just kidding i'm here now!"
i'm am the office party.