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Did you have a good way of saying 'thanks but no thanks' so no-one looks bad?
[not really, hah, punkedorsomething]
she spent all day emailing me asking "are we still going? definitely?!", which i found a bit weird. i should have been scared by the 2 chcolate bars she sent me in the internal post a few days before i guess, but i still went for the drink. turns out she was utterlly mental. told me she was pregnant 3 weeks later (she was lying).
still ate the chocolate of course.
in answer to the original question. no.
I would'nt mind some chocolate in the post.
she wasnt so mental she thought i had impregnated her via email. wouldnt have been surprised tho.
and tell her this is more what you're into
I just ignored it.
At least you won't have to live long with any unpleasantness. That's all I've got, sorry.
Well, she works in a different office to me anyway.
I'm changing offices as well on Tuesday.
I've only met her twice and will probably not see her again. I can cope with that.
to Susan Boyle's vagina, or you pull down the Queen's pants and Susan Boyle's gurning, semi-Downs face is puckering its lips and staring back at you?
wait, this isn't thinly veiled at all! RUBBISH
That's to the point, and they can draw their own reasons for it to make themselves feel better.
This has been Rob's LoveAdvice
C'mon man! I didn't want serious advice.
Send her a numbered list of how you would want a date to proceed, even giving her lines. Then say 'see you at 8, i already know where you live.'
ALSO: You are howlingly ugly. Stinking, some might say"
Fuck it, analize that shit
with people I work with now.
maybe just a Czech General then
One of the engineers, who I never ever see as they come in too early, saw me driving my car once and phoned me up and asked me out. I don't really know how he knew it was me though.
He said my lips were really red and amazing. Then asked if I would go for a drink with him. I said that I didn’t think my boyfriend would approve and he said I was lying. That then escalated into a full blown screaming match between us as he really didn’t believe me. I had to hang up and complain about him to his supervisor.
His cousin phoned and apologized for him and offered me some homemade haloumi cheese.
All romantic things get mixed up in my lady brain and I get confused.
I am currently away on maternity leave and will not be returning until June 11th
In my absence please direct all inquiries to (her email address) "
that should do it
"Sorry, I already have a girlfriend."
"Sorry, I'm a massive homosexual."
"Sorry, I've done some research into my family history and it looks like I'm your brother."
"I'm sorry, I would love to, but I just received an urgent distress call from my home planet and much leave this place you call 'Earth'."
Say "I'll only go out with you if you can tell me how long it takes to cook grits (not instant)."
"i'll only go out with you if you promise to put out at the end of the night"
i said yes. or the other way round. i cant remember.
i mean maybe i asked her. it was a long time ago.
[I have previously been out with a girl from work but that was different, she was hot]
and then paint one testicle to look like Evil Knievel and the other to look like Spanky Spangler.
Or just ignore her.
then send the office ugly to get u a new pad
after she has successfully found me a job. I didn't know if this was some flash, estate agent-esque thing (the agency was one that claims to be all slick and City, think it was called something awful like Serious Playaz or Head Honchoez) so I just ignored it. She asked about three times, it was a bit embarrassing.
She pinched my mobile, and rang herself with my phone so she had my number. She would ring me, claiming that she thought she was ringing someone else.
That was when she didn't follow me home in the car after work. Or organising work trips to the cinema, which I later found out involved just her and I going.
The sex was great, though*
*merely a punchline. We never had sex
I did it on Friday afternoon and received no answer.
The whole weekend passed by and radio silence was maintained (we were friends anyway so she already had my mobile number). Then like the twat of all twats I emailed her AGAIN around lunchtime on Monday asking her if she was going to respond.
She replied with 'Seriously? I thought you were joking!'
i am such a cock.
e-mailed me and asked if I wanted to move in with her and her girlfriend. Bloody weird.
...and it was the Chief Exec's daughter who was temping here at the time. Bit awkward. Lovely to look at, but as mental as 15 Kenny Everetts. I squirmed around for a bit. Went for a drink with her. This actively courted her awkwardness for a month or two. Luckily I met my current girlfriend while this was going on so I kicked her to the curb with that.
In short - don't do what I did. It's annoying. Nip it in the bud.
Unless you want a piece of course, in which case, go crazy.
Thanks for the invite but I'm busy this weekend. Hope you have a good time.
Julius Gowman IV
You should have dated.
or the ultra sound guy?
I know you love me. It is unrequited.
You're right though, creating fictional email addresses and asking you out through them is probably a bit much.