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What is the best you have seen? one i seen recently "here I sit and comtemplate, do I shit or masturbate"
“Dentists suck cock”
And written below
“I’d suck cock for 70k a year”
or awful nobhead comments about the six nations
generic "Cleaned by the NHS"
"are you sure?"
my boyfriend spotted this gem in the toilets at the hospital he works in - http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs268.snc1/9535_128567013982_513163982_2468573_491514_n.jpg
in The Rest is Noise in Brixton.
I was in there the other day and there were some angry young gentlemen in tracksuits heckling the bands, maybe it was them what done it
..made me giggle
..Pembury in hackney
was written really small in the grout. Then someone continued it, "Your moms got grout", then it went on, "your moms got grout in her teeth" followed by a phone number. I laughed pretty hard.
written really small in the grout at my old uni:
The Grout Gatsby
All Creatures Grout and Small
then someone else 'why?'
this was on the wall of a Leeds festival cubicle
(It's a Limmy Show in joke thing in case you don't know)
I did see "George Foreman gets all the grills" once
and there's a toilet in the building in Strathclyde Uni where most of the artsy classes are, where someone's written "arts degrees" on the toilet roll holder (which was followed by some sweary, badly punctuated insult at whoever wrote it)
'LEEDS MET DEGREES HERE'
but in our school chemistry lab carved into one of the desks: argon is gay
still smiling even. oh my god thats.. thats... *orgasm*
(in a train toilet)
"Give France back to Germany"
Peterborough nightspot 'The Met Lounge' once had "I'm really good at jokes" scrawled just above the cistern. This was later covered by a 'Fratellis' sticker.
written on a wall beside the track between Belfast & Dublin.
WE AIN'T NO MUGS
DON'T GIVE US NO VERBAL
"i'm not living i'm just killing time"
underneath was written (maybe still is)
"fuck off goth" or words to that effect
and the "i" went all the way to the top of the cubicle.
I've said this before...on Drownedinsound...haven't I?
in my old local.
In this exact layout:
Johnny is a chode
Who sucks cocks
And has sex
With his mum
And his dad
And his brothers
And his sisters
And all the family pets.
I always laugh when I reach that last line.
They printed a picture of it in the paper, but the problem was everyone thought it was hilarious and it then popped up everywhere.
See, there was sometimes a bit of tension between all the UK and international students - it was a half half split at LSE. The internationals thought the UK students weren't clever enough to be at such a place and didn't take it seriously by aleing and what not. The UK students found it hilarious that the international ones paid 4 times as much to attend.
The graffiti was two stick men. One labelled "LSE boy", the other "International student".
LSE Boy was bumming International Student
that say "i doubled national debt" or something, someone had written "we like to forgive" and a bunch of lovehearts, which i found hilarious. it's at a junction of loads of traffic so it's seen by trillions of people.
must have that photo of the "Student Living in the Heart of Grangetown" one.
Above the dispensing tray on the condom machine:
For refund, insert baby here.
something like 'Shagging sheep is a past time, being English is a fucking disease'
"To play toilet tennis look left..."
Written on the left hand wall of the bog cubicle
"To play toilet tennis look right..."
Gave a me smile, that one.
Also, written on a playing field sign in really small letters:
"If you notice this notice then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing"