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FUCK YEAH SCIENCE! Feel free to make boner jokes and/or predict the end of the world...
the blackhole that's gonna end space-time.
It's amazing. Beyond amazing. It's more amazing, personally, than space rockets. It looks so alien, so fucking freaky and brilliant and it's also so exciting about what they're gonna find. If anything. But it's just brilliant. Fucking awesome.
I really love the fact the despite the immense complexity of the engineering behind it, and the mind boggling precision involved, and the absurd computing power they need to collect and understand the results what it all really comes down to is smashing stuff together and seeing what happens - like what toddlers do to understand the world.
"The experimenters found that the Z boson got heavier at certain times of the day. This was a very high-precision experiment. They discovered that the patterns of the particle getting heavier corresponded to the tides. The gravitational adjustments due to tides slightly changed the shape of the collider over the course of the day. After adjusting for tidal effects, they found that the Z boson was heavier in spring and lighter in fall. This was because there's a lake in Geneva near the detector, that is drained in Fall to make room for the spring snow-melt. So the bigger lake in the Spring was making the particle heavier. After correcting for both of these factors, they found that the particle got suddenly heavier multiple times during the day, at the same times. This was because a train runs near the detector whose electromagnetic fields were disturbing the experiment. This is how precise the experiment was."
i'm not sure why but this made me smile