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tucking my thumbs into various areas of my trousers
is that a yay or a nay? Manly or fannily?
I think it makes me look like someone from golden-era Neighbours.
Flaunt those bad boys and the chicks will start frothing at the gusset.
I've also begun to lean on bars. Mainly because it's comfortable.
Next step: spurs.
ADDED OPEN LEG STANCE, UN-PARALLEL FEET AND FUCK ME I'LL FIGHT YOU VACUOUSTARE
And get your friends mariachi band to hide behind the corner and play you in.
now if there aren't any seats in pubs it doesn't matter. People balance their pints on my legs when they go to the bog
like leading people to places on his horse with his arm round them and stuff