Went to see the Hurt Locker last night. There were 2 old ladies sat behind me. Before the film started they spent ages discussing a coat one of them had. How it was a proper winter coat with nice lining, and it was quite light but really warm. Then they discussed some mints one of them had, whether it was spearmint or peppermint. Then during the film they kept making little comments under their breath like “no!” and “oh god!” and “that was courageous!” and “oh, he’s dead now as well”.
I think I actually enjoyed them more than the film. DVDs should come with Old Ladies Commentary options.
Tell me some Old Ladies At The Cinema stories please?