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in the office. And them seeing you leave/enter every time.
Slightly embarrassing says I. What, say you?
Sure it's not just a guy with long hair?
I guess like many places, our the male/female loos are next to each other. Saves on pipework.
Fortunately for me, I don't work near any attractive women.
I've got long hair though.
• long hair
• weak ankles
• 5 holidays a year
• makes souffles 'to die for'
- Owns a memory Box
- Is concerned about the financial security of Role-Playing Game high street shop chains.
it's a minefield, 'thor, a minefield
- knowing who's in the cubicle next to you and being able to hear what's going on;
- going into the loo when someone's washing their hands after having obviously just done a poo;
- having to "hang fire"
I'm telling you this because no matter how hard I try <I just can't come up with an interesting pun on 'ball cock assembly'
a ball cock assembly is no good without an intake valve
and those times are set out in a rota-style system?
what on earth is your job?
Your toilet routines are nsync. You could've worked it out. It ain't no Ovaltine.
I thought the same
Starring Richard Dreyfuss as himself and the voice of Clive the labradoodle.
in a Tommy Lee-style hydraulic drum cage.
God protect you if you happen to be sat on there at noon when the rotation reaches 180 degrees on the vertical
Where's the internet panic button to call the internet police on this site?
I accidentally posted my screensaver - it was supposed to actually be a link to a diagram of a toilet cage.
Now I'm afraid.
*goes to up all his privacy settings*
She'll be pishing/shitting too
you read it here first.
down there first.
I don't get people who go into toilets for any reason other than to relieve themselves (bathrooms are totally different, ofc)
Please, do not comment on it!
Also, you're assuming that she's going to the loo to use it for its proper purpose- I sometimes go in to do yoga-breathing or put on make-up, or cry, or ....hmm, lots of things really.
But it's a specific type of yoga breathing which makes you sound like Darth Vader with pneumonia. I'd rather do it in our (admittedly, very lovely) loo area than frighten the rest of the office.
because that's what your breathing.
but good pun.
"I have been waiting for you obi-wang..."
Nothing like some really fresh air for a bit of yoga-breathing. :D
I heard that on the radio I think.
What do you think of that Mr Poo-Vapour-Yoga-Lungs?
tell her it's only because you fancy her that your embarassed to share the same toilet rotation and put up with her smells. Although, I wouldn't use the term toilet rotation.
When you see her, tell her she smells lovely.
a pre-emptive strike if you want to think of it that way
Went to Reading Festival, needed a poo (yes meths), joined long queue, got to free portaloo, went in - it was very shit-smeared - did a wee-wee, tried not to breathe too much, went out, girl what I fancied standing outside waiting to come in, I said:
"It's not my shit!"
A quick loan of Theo's 'Plane of Tedium' and we can shave that anecdote right out to a nice constant plateau
a jockey of the knob.
Is this simply from working in the same office, like how women synchronise their periods? Or does this mean she is your soulmate?
On further thought if she was your soulmate would actually be annoying that you go to the toilet at the same time (unless you're a couple of filthy scat loving pervs), bound to end in tears.
what's a toilet rotation?
I like that your posting now basically involves coming on once the (ugh) dayshifters have gone home and implying that they're losers or are being stupid.
I probably won't be posting until Monday after today, going home to Northamptonshire for birthday related shenanigans. I'm just letting you know because of the inevitable disappointment you'd feel if you expected a similar comment tomorrow and it never came.
Read the thread and stop being a jockey of the knob.
made worse by having shared toilet/cublices that you can hear through, and him pointing it out all the time and talking to me when I'm brushing my teeth so I get toothpaste all over myself.
you need to work on your technique
Its not as bad as being in there at the same time as your boss though. so much tension.