much like sheeldz's effort in this thread:
(for the click-through-averse, here's what he said:
"that's my whole office. my office can be split into four types.
'Gene Hunt' types, aka CUNTS. 80%
Little brat scum bags 10%
Girls who want a lot of the cock 5%
and people like me. no idea what that is though. 5%")