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Is that fattening?
Depp and DiCaprio have already been cast.
7 slices of the aforementioned bread
1 can of tomato soup
But not carcinogenic like white bread. Embrace that consolation.
I only care about getting fat
Bread is probably 75 cals a slice, add another 25 or more if you put butter on them.
Because I'm starting to get love handles
if you're eating them for dinner, no, not really. Men are supposed to have 2-2,500 calories a day or something.
You might just be getting salt cravings though? I get them a lot. Sliced mozarella and tomatoes (cold, straight from the fridge) with a drizzle of olive oil and some salt over the top usually sorts me out.
That said, I do crave bread like a motherfucker. I swear something in it is addictive.
I've literally been living on £4 for the past 8 days. Maybe I should write a human interest piece about the spawn of the middle aged social strata being financially crippled by boxsets and magazines.
* ''Meantime'' soundtrack plays over footage of me on a demolition site, counting milk tokens and wearing a raincoat***
i eat cream crackers with butter on when i'm poor/lazy. does basically the same job.
Some of these student folk are budding Delia's. The slovenly archetype needs to be washed down the drain with 80s acne and 90s teenage spirit.
unemployed but not unemployable.
And you have ample time to pursue other interests.
Such as masturbating alone in the dark.
or daylight, come to think of it.
I actually have no desire to wank, fornicate or fertilise.
I really havn't beeen sticking my kneck out enough. If it's raining, I put off the job search. All my misgivings are self induced.
Still, if we cant vent about our own miserable little character arc on DiS, where can we vent?
and the internet has taught us that it's really not healthy.
It's better to smear the boards than smear the ears of local people. I dont want to get a reputation for being a jobless dosser who has 7 slices of wholemeal to stave off the hunger demons.
You're still a student morally, an in-between-type student. It's all material for the memoirs.
When you have to start digging around frantically for coins in old coats everytime you want to use the bus (hello) then you can get despondent.
Oh well...lets step dub to ''Animal Hospital''
won't kick your libido into gear, nothing will.
i'm well hench so i can work it off
1 bacon sandwich
1 kinder bueno
a pot of melon
1 microwave lasagne
a litre of fanta
1 ham sandwich
another bacon sandwich
it's ok though, i'm doing enough exercise to not get really fat.
P.s. Can you change up pennies at the post office?