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I don't think i'm frightened enough.
Does anyone have some harrowing rugby tales?
When we were about 15 at school, during PE half of the class were playing basketball in the gym and the other half were out playing rugby.
A lad who'd been outside came to the gym door, popped his head round and said: "Sir, I've got a problem"
Sir: "Well, what's wrong lad?"
Lad: "It's a bit personal, sir."
Sir: "We're all fellas here lad, just tell us."
Lad takes a step into the gym, and his white shorts were stained blood red at at the crotch. Apparently his ball sack had been ripped open a bit when he was tackled and fell awkwardly. Need 5 stitches, apparently.
I'm not sure you've that to worry about.
She was in no way muscular or lesbiany, would spend hours getting ready to go out. They used to just give her the ball and she would leggit.
i'm finally putting my hefty frame and agressive nature to good use.
although I think you should bump this for the dayshift.
But I am a little bit jealous of you. Maybe I'll see if there's a team in my area, I think I might have a hidden aggressive side.
and had to finish the game. Bastard teachers.
Try* and win.
*lmao rugby pun
Twice. Although I also broke my wrist playing basketball, so maybe you shouldn't read too much into it.
2 concussions (1 serious 1 minor)
1 eye gouging
1 broken nose from being punched
Fraction of my front tooth broken off
Got trampled on and someone stood on a nerve in my arm and I couldn't move it. But in the process of getting smashed I hit a team mate in the head and broke his nose. Being captain and we having no more subs, I played on for the next hour, unable to move one of my arms.
Got smashed in the ear and opened that ridge bit below your ear hole. So much blood, I thought my ear had come off.
broke and dislocated his arm in one match, he claimed he was fine and wanted to carry on playing.
"Can't show weakness in front of the boys"
Keith Wood played the whole of the 2003 World Cup with a broken foot because he was retiring at the end of the tournament and knew it was his last chance to play for Ireland
one of his team mates said "I knew it must have been bad, because he said 'ouch'"
BUT, during our school break, people broke; noses, fingers, arms, ankles, and one guy broke his cheek bone. he then got up like nothing was wrong, vomited, and passed out. it was great
also tillance its such a great feeling when someone dive tackles you, and then not only bounce harmlessly off, but they smash their nose against your shoulder and DO DAMAGE :'''D