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Car crash television at it's best.
There's a fucking HOLE in the middle of his stomach!
what time is it on? I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I HAVE MTV OR NOT.
(i have now watched 12 episodes of Real World: DC. i think there are only two more to go :'( )
I ALSO HAVE MTV. WELL EXCITED HERE.
they are douchebags(apart from Vinny) but it makes for great tv. The woman are way more unbearable than the guys though.
The Situation is the greatest reality tv star ever.
Posing in Vegas
fountain will not wash away
poor life decisions.
SNOOKI AND THE DUCK PHONE
SERIOUSLY, SNOOKI AND THE DUCK PHONE
Pineapple Dance Studio all the way
i don't want to watch british reality TV shows because the sheer horror will impact on me more as i may actually pass these people on the streets. i'm safely detached from the people and locales of the cretins involved in this and The Real World that I can sit back and laugh without worrying that people like that are responsible for the ills of my own particular corner of society.
and the worlds most brilliantly camp man
I grew to love this terrible show. I have to say I did find the family atmosphere they had going after SnookiPunch-gate a little bit heart-warming. I'm sure the next season will be scripted to within an inch of its life.
The Situation is wonderful.
"I didn't necessarily want to bring home any sort of zoo creatures. I mean, some of these broads just probably smelled the food in the house."
"You excluded from ravioli night. You excluded from chicken cutlet night."
and jwwwowwww going home to eat ham <333
that was the best hour of my life.
I love that bit.
It's amazing to observe the culture*. The bronzed testosterone being secreted into the collective sex organ that is the neon clad ''Karma'' must amount to a small tsunami. The same can be said for the gynecological exchanges taking place while a ring of fist-pumping sun-rays growl in time to the ''House'' music....plus the bubbling tension that draws a line under any ''banter'', the arses that squeeze the life out of knickers, the bastardization of a country that bred romance and the amassed disappointment at the superficial squadron, who have no ideas or inspiration.
Actually, scrap that last bit. Mike did think to put a bowel of milk and cheddar cheese under Vinny's bed. Good going.
* ''The Situations'' original moniker. He thought it was abit ''faggoty''
The Situation should be put in a specimen jar to be observed for all of mankind.
MTV aired the episode last night where they all bash the floor in the club along to the beat. amazing scenes.
also, WOAH: http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/25/the-situation-stripper-photos-pictures-jersey-shore/
Surely Pauly D (my current fave) must have thought during his explanation of 'beating up the beat' that he sounds a bit ridiculous, no?
Why did they black out snooki getting punched? I wanted to see the situation and ronnie open up on the punk who did it!
Also, Vinny's got to go, he's dead wood.