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tell me about your experiences today. even if it ended up just being a windy piss etc...
a stomach ache vanquisher...read G2 suplement....7 over 10.
The normal post drinking poo, then.
but after hot dogs last night and a bacon sandwich today i'm sure i can squeeze something out. i just accidently did a fart and it offended me
and finding the loo seat to be warm :(
Remarkably little flatulence before and after. Not bad after a night on the dark beer.
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First one was a gigantor
Second was some stragglers
Third was essentially the biggest fart I've ever done, followed by a little poop that must have been held at the other side of my bowels by this pocket of noxious gas
it was apoocalyptic
which meant that I could take a shit before my shower. My bowels are in lock down for 30 minutes from waking. You could set your watch by it.
let the shower do the work
I wouldn't do that. But as the owner of this thread, I say do what you feel like.
really big (but not so big it hurts) and soft. not even a wipe needed, hugely satisfying. 9.2
I took the Sunday Times Style magazine to do a large poo today only to find the loo already blocked by my boyfriends awfully large poo. I stressed out, screamed and threw about 4 coat hangers at him to get it unblocked. He finally did and I managed to drop the biggest log of my life. It was fab and I didnt even need to read the magazine.
(is it wrong for a girl to enjoy discussing her poo/bowel movements?...It is? Okay. Ignore what you just read.)
guys, it seems we've been completely misinformed.
We poo rose petals and clouds and it always smells of our favourite perfume!
had an expression along the lines of "my boss doesnt work in his time, and i dont dump in my time"
if anyone has heard of that expression please enlighten me to how i actually goes