Last night I came home in probs the drunkest state I've ever been in, and said something of apparently great magnitude to my housemates.
I don't think it was funny either. When they talked about it earlier, awkward smiles were exchanged and eyes were rolled. All I've been able to uncover is that it wasn't embarrassing and may have been offensive to one or more of them.
I've tried the old "I'll tell you a huge secret I know if you tell me" but it failed. I've tried repetitive questioning and suchlike things and got nowhere. I need some new tactics. Help.