The Daily Mirror avoids a lawsuit by writing it 'Hit and Run' instead of coming right out with what they really mean.
Barcalona breeze through to the last 8 in the Champions League looking every inch the favourites
Newcastle do like wise in the Championship
Portsmouth had 9 points docked yesterday relegating them
Hull replaced Phil Brown with Ian Dowie to similar effect
a non-league side whose name escapes me has been promoted already (blimey!)
Torres to Chelsea - £50m
Riera thinks Liverpool is a 'sinking ship'
Zamora thinks Juve might be too old to beat Fulham. No one else agrees.