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i only had to do them about a week ago. Maybe my body is trying to tell me to stop touching all dem pussies?
you went blue then purple
then black after you bled.
all the other nails miss you a lot
the doctor said you would fall off within
a few days but you must have forgot
you're still there on my hand so gammy
never appreciating till now that
not having sore fingers is really jammy.
i can't play the saddest song so slow,
because you are the 2nd and 3rd fingers
needed for a violin tune to flow
the other nails will grow old
and submit to the clippers,
or file if they're bold.
in many ways you were spared
of that horrid dirt trapped
under a nail uncared.
I provided a substandard manicure;
never owned an orange stick
even though i'm not that poor
So now I hope you will be able
to forgive me
for the accident with the table.
Even though it was mostly the fault
of Barney who kicked it
we drank too much single malt
whisky and cherry limbrini.