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it's a lot of bother to see men wanking
i wait till i'm touching cloth and then circle myself with five shit records from the charity shop, and one bit of treasured vinyl. i then spin really fast and strain out the shit through the blur of movement, hoping that it doesn't plop out on my josef k seven inches.