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good work sir.
except everyone is chris_is_cool
No it's not.
If you come back with the information, Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room.
We've been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which time millions of men have died, and we've moved no further than an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping.
Blackadder: Get the door, Baldrick.
[There is a crash. Baldrick enters, carrying a door.]
Blackadder: Baldrick, I would advise you to make the explanation you are about to give... phenomenally good.
Baldrick: You said "Get the door."
Blackadder: Not good enough. You're fired.
Baldrick: But my lord, I've been in your family since 1532!
Blackadder: So has syphilis. Now get out.
Would that be the plan to continue with total slaughter until every-one's dead except Field Marshal Haig, Lady Haig and their tortoise, Alan?
'Hear the words I sing,
War's a horrid thing,
But still I sing, sing, sing,
Ding a ling a ling.'
it's not that great IMO
season 2 is great
the rest are not so great
I'll just have to sit this one out on the touchline with the half-time oranges and the fat wheezy boys with a note from matron, while you young bloods link arms for the glorious final scrum down.
But sir, space directive 49? You mean BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Good moaning! I was pissing all over your face
RODNEY YOU WANKER!
Melchett: 'If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.'
When will it be 'Grandstand' status day or something?
DUMBARTON 7(SEVEN) QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 4
Oh, what days.
in a merrrrment
blackadder: A Merry Messy Christmas....`Christmas' as an H in it, Mr Baldrick.
blackadder: and an R. Also an I, and an S. Also T and M and A...and another S. Oh, and you've missed out the C at the beginning.
Crikey, sir. I'm looking forward to today. Up diddly up, down diddly down, whoops, poop, twiddly dee - decent scrap with the fiendish Red Baron - bit of a jolly old crash landing behind enemy lines - capture, torture, escape, and then back home in time for tea and medals.
I give it 12 months max before it 'does a myspace' or everyone (worth knowing) goes into mega-fb-lockdown, followed by fb 'doing a myspace' anyway.
My head... oh, my head... feels like the time I was initiated into the Silly Buggers Society at Cambridge. I misheard the rules and tried to push a whole aubergine up my earhole.