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When you've met a really nice, intelligent, attractive, lovely person,
who you really like, but it turns out they're shit in bed, what do you do?
In a way, I am relishing this because it's the first time in my life that I have not been responsible for the poor quality of my sexual odysseys.
I am certain she is not dead, catatonic or comatose, before the resident wits start in. I'm doing her with the net force of the Egyptian army, and there's still nothing. She just lays there.
Is it because she's pretty, and therefore doesn't have to work for the cock? I think this is fairly close to the mark.