Despite lingering around here like a particularly snide, pompous smell for the best part of ooooooh, three years, I've never had cause to use the DiSism JAG.
But at last, I do. A pal of mine is having his first stab at gig nights at The Goodship on April 22nd, doors at 7.30 and entry £3. The 'headliner' is The Empty Gestures, compromising the Drowned in Sound users of varying popularity Royter-Hatfood, codswallop and theguywithnousername. I'll probably be on the door at some point but come along anyway.
I'm reserving the right to mercilessly and fruitlessly bump this.