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What minor ailments do you currently have?
I've got a slight cut on my right thumb from where I've bitten off some flappy skin and I have a cut on the underside of the second toe of my right foot.
And I just punched myself in the cock trying to undo up my button-fly jeans in a different way to normal. It really hurts. Tip for the top: don't veer from the norm in moments of high drama. Nothing good can come of it.