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another page of shite to type up an then imma gonan get crunk
this thread is well redundant
no, no it isn't.
Right? Yeah right
BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN
Sorry im on the metro on the shit mobile site you have to pick one thread and run with it
getting some disapproving looks from the people I keep pushing past though
Always full of those types.
it's very very hot. So it's sweat more than wee today.
he's pretty swell
all the other slimshadys are just imitating
so wont the real slim shady please stand up... please stand up
and i enjoy lots of things, mainly fun and interesting things.
today I sawed the new iron man 2 trailer. is badass as fuck.
I don't have the DVD meho
I watched the first series of Look Around You earlier. I want to live in a world where the laws of science & life are based on Look Around You.
I'm going to show them it & present it as fact.
watching the maths one straight after horizon infinity episode was surreal
because they both asked people what the highest number was
SUPER HANS SETS IS IN THE BRAIN EPISODE! :D
This is used for determining the pea's status within the pod. We'll now stitch the pea back up, and leave the pea be.
it's out now
found a blue shirt at the back of my wardrobe that looks nice - im wearing it now. thats right ladies, a blue shirt.
sitting here, eating rich teas.
i've had 9 today. 3 of those have been in the past 5 minutes.
thursday last I ravished nine of them in a similar time period
i'm doing a drawing right now, it's looking pretty awesome so far
today i have eaten an orange and four crumpets
i'm wearing a harvey milk tshirt and some tartan pyjama bottoms
i like scampi fries
with a monocle, on its back, with a book on its belly.
her pictures of animals > my pictures of animals. I'm mostly just drawing lines :D
plz have a punchline
Q: why does tintin have mumps?
A: because he's a twat
A: Because Captain Haddock had it and he got off with Captain Haddock
as I think the work toilets will have seen too much action by this time.
I hope I can hold on.
sort of watching Coach Trip, the best of a bad selection on the 5 terrestrial channels. My dog has jumped onto my bed, I'd usually kick her off but I'm gonna let her stay a bit since I'm in a good mood. I can hear someone talking on the phone from another room, think it's my sister. I've pretty much got nothing planned at all until Wigan v Liverpool is on telly later.
I like it!
I could log in as bono but i'm not actually bono. As far as i know
ima just concede cos you're using capital letters
maybe you are two people. Or the anger's your savage critique of female alter egos.
it really really hurt
- I just got back from running.
- I got a first in coursework I was expecting not to do very well in the other day.
- I dont have that much pepsi max left.
- I'm going to eat felafel for dinner tonight.
- I went to see avatar at the imax at 11:45 yesterday evening.
- I'm wearing some blue jeans and a health t shirt. THE SAME AS LAST NIGHT (h)
- I might try out a cup of tea in my new mug in a bit.
i just want to go to bed. i dno what's wrong with me.
i ate lunch at 4.30 today.
it's 5:30pm and i might have a nap.
two pepsi max bottles, two books on philosophy of religion and a pitta bread ALL ON THE SAME TABLE.
I've been in the basement labs working on an essay for the past 30 hours which i haven't finished because i've been watching subliminal messaging vvideos and new labour campaign vids on you tube. It's also now technically late because of this. Oh well.
but i didn't care cos of all my real life fun
well that and tonnes of ps3 and xbox.
STILL MASSIVELY SOCIALLY RETARDED.
but what i lack in being okay skills i make up for in lost knowledge
where has the week gone
climbing all over the roof.
My fingers are in danger of falling victim to chillblanes.
I'm on my period
I am cooking barley in milk with cinnamon sticks
I am writing questionnaires to give out at a lecture
I'm going to buy myself flowers tomorrow to make my room look fresh
I'm gonna watch Glee later with my friend
I realised how much I suck today, but not in a feeling sorry myself way, but more a learning from mistakes way.
i'm always wrong on these occaisions
My hands smell of mild bleach. Eurgh
got letters from both the university and UCAS confirming my place. i mean, i knew i had it already, but it feels more real with actual letters.
What I mean is that I go to clubs and meet pretty women (sort of a pick-up artist but nowhere near that good performance). I'm comfortable with it and I have a lot of fun. You should try it!
but kept the moustache
I look like a Victorian policeman/Edwardian gent
teenage schoolkids took the piss out of me today as a result which is no thing in the UK but is the first time I've ever experienced it in Stockholm
Can you twist the ends and make it curl around your mouth?
Moustache's are great. Almost as good as beards. Why did you shave off your beard?
i had a brilliant idea that i find quite exciting but it's a secret.
i'm moving to boston at the end of the summer, no more michigan.
i'm sitting on my bed and once again someone changed my room while i was gone. there's now a chair missing. why do my parents always change my room?
also i saw two crows sitting on a dead deer on the side of the expressway. i think this is all i have to say right now.
Nice to meet you... Girl? Did you have hippy parents? Or unimaginitive ones?
i was about to show her them but then my dad came in and i bailed.
i'm staying with my parents for the week.
i really really want to go to ATP but i can't quite get everyone together.
i'm getting a new tattoo imminently.