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Some marketing phrases which were used in a meeting I had last week:

vamos [Edit] [Delete] 14:54, 8 March '10

25-35 A(B) Fast-track consumer males
Gold-standard cross channel execution
Multi-dimensional Engagement Platform
Brand essence Executional drivers

I wrote all this down as it's being incorporated into my 'hilarious' comedy script I've been working on for 2 years now about how utterly pointless and expensive this whole charade is...