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Women are idiots.
Actually unbelievably so. Enragingly so.
did you get stood up yo, straight up ignored?
I don't even care about being stood up. Which is just as well, as it happens a lot. But this is a whole new kettle of fucking batshit moronic behaviour. Goddamn.
PEOPLE are idiots. ALL PEOPLE.
anyway, you can't make a thread like this without telling the story
It's my prerogative. I vented. I made myself look misogynistic. I feel better.
What happened Phil? Please give us a brief description of the summary of the precis of the abridged version at least.
went well. Very well.
Planned to see next week on her suggestion.
Girl suddenly feels it's necessary to tell me that nothing is going to happen between us but we should still go for another drink, as I'm 'lovely', going back on previous statement and generally coming off like an idiot and a mentalist.
I AM NOT 'LOVELY'. FUCK YOU. I AM NOT SOME SORT OF PET.
Did you check out that band?
sorry bro, that's life
And I've done the same after a first date and said, y'know, I had fun tonight, but I don't think we should do it again. But tell me straight off and don't play stupid games. Make your mind up, it's really not difficult.
tell her "fine maybe we can hang out sometime, but that's not going to stop me hitting on you". If she hangs out with you after that then she's passively accepted your advance and acceptance is half the battle.
It was fairly clear why I wanted to go for a drink with her. She accepted that, then encouraged that through lunging at me on her doorstep. And then did so again by saying we should do it again next week. And then suddenly decided that it's got too hot for her. I'm thinking she's just a bit nervy or overthinking. But she's still an idiot. And a rude one at that.
if that's the case, give it a bit more time. also, next time she lunges; "no, we cant do this now". that'll drive her wild.
1. testing you. persistance is passing, whining is failing.
2. the post above ^ she feels like a slut
"Let's fuck one time for Mr Eric Wright, Let's fuck two times for Mosberg, let's fuck three times 'cause three pack rubbers cost three-twenty-nine and I know you drink wine"
Hip-hop's so honest.
You're in danger of giving her too much hand. You MUST take control.
Gah. Where do girls get off acting like this? I hate it.
She needs punching in the fanny. Punch her in the fanny, Phil. With all your strength.
And work out exactly what she gets off on. And then do exactly the same to her.
"I like to drink to world peace."
and if she wasn't down with that, she should have a) said no in the first place and b) not decided she wanted to kiss me on her doorstep.
I don't think you can use her worldview as a yardstick.
Most glaring one that springs to mind would be your assertion that Australian citizens can't be considered to be foreigners in this country.
Oh and that time you implied women shouldn't bother thinking about having kids over the age of 25 or something.
In real life you are probably not like that so apologies for implying you are.
Man, I'm in so much trouble if you do.
she changes her username over and over but then gives herself away by posting some completely unbelievably stirring comment.
She posts as much crazy shit as PocketMouse does. I find it amusing and it's it pretty good value to read back when you find it but, you know, when people start acting like her views are de-facto who women think it seems a little weird.
Her music video is fucking amazing, though.
crashinglikeamouse's Bob Dylan video? Equally as good as is her entire flickr
It usually takes me a while to realise it's her new username. But who am I to talk, this name's going when DiS fixes.
I sent you the email address for it. Can you not access that any more?
Also, you've had plenty of usernames so you're one to talk.
I'd lost the TheoGB password and Matt had turned off password resending due to spam merchants so I started a new username and then swapped back at 10,000 when I found I could get the password again. Ah happy days...
But everyone knew it was me.
It wasn't so much the different usernames my point was more that maybe someone like manbearpig didn't even realise who she actually was.
Anyway, I've never liked when regulars rename themselves I trust names that have been here a long time. We used to get so many trolls I always view new users with utmost suspicion.
Ignorance: Australians aren't foreigners.
- answer with dictionary definition and assertion that they are.
Insanity: NO NO NO! You're wrong. Australians aren't foreigners.
cf. freezing of bread in reference to a different DiS member, etc.
I just want to be welcomed as one of your own.
If I'd wanted to have sex with her straight away I wouldn't have left her at her door, and I wouldn't even have asked her out for a drink, I'd just have made sure I was out one night when she was as well and got her silly drunk or something.
But yeah, all men ever want is sex straight away. 'kin hell.
chill, man, hardly reason to write of the whole female species.
Go to next drink. Act completely disinterested. Take another mate so this is easier to pull off. Make sure to get a phone call half way through, to which you reply to effusively. Do not see her to her door.
It may or may not work, but it WILL make her feel as small as she has made you.
Unless it's a three-way date?
WHILE MY EYES WERE DRY AND IRRITATED. HOW THE FUCK?
the new ad software picked up on the frequent mention of "drink" in the thread and the general tone of irritation expressed by lbc's posts, read your reference to "worldview" in your last post, and noted that it's a bit past 8am UK time, and — voila!
That's right. Arm STUCK behind the sofa. So I'm inclined to agree with you, but I'm going to change the word 'enragingly' to 'absofuckinglutely hilariously'.
She'd left her phone on the top part of the sofa, it slid down the back. She put her arm down the gap between the sofa and the where two of the walls meet, slipped and her arm went further down than she meant it to. I helped her get unstuck, but only after pointing and laughing for a while.
Oh xylo, don't be one of THOSE people.
I'm guessing she rotated her arm once it was behind the sofa to grab her phone and then her elbow wouldn't slip through the gap.
can't say I completely agree with it, though my sympathies are with you on the hormonal u-turn let down
but you know what they say;
strike while the iron is hot
make hay while the sun shines
Be like "Nah bitch, don't roll that way"
She'll be all like "He's so ballsy and mysterious"
Then she'll be positively moist at the gusset you could sit her down on the pavement and slide her home.
Then she'll be all over you, you can absolutely ruin her, then throw her clothes out the window and be all like "Fack off", then smoke some french cigarettes