Simply copy and paste and answer the following questions to pretend like you're a celebrity being interviewed in the Guardian!

When were you happiest?

What is your greatest fear?

Which living person do you most admire, and why?

What was your most embarrassing moment?

Property aside, what's the most ­expensive thing you've bought?

What is your most treasured possession?

What would your super power be?

Who would play you in the film of your life?

What is your most unappealing habit?

What is your favourite word?

Is it better to give or to receive?

What is your guiltiest pleasure?

What do you owe your parents?

What or who is the greatest love of your life?

What does love feel like?

What is the worst job you've done?

If you could edit your past, what would you change?

How do you relax?

How often do you have sex?

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

What keeps you awake at night?

What song would you like played at your funeral?

How would you like to be remembered?

What is the most important lesson life has taught you?

Where would you most like to be right now?

Tell us a joke.

Tell us a secret.