Having a chat about the best/cleverest ones in the pub yesterday. The two below are the ones that stuck in the memory from recent times...
(to the tune of Jackson 5 - 'Blame it on the boogie')
'Don't blame it on Biscan, don't blame it on Hamann, don't blame it on Finnan, Blame it on Traore.
He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet.'
(to the tune of Craig David - 'Rewind', the 'Re-e-wind. When the crowd say's bo, selecta' bit)
'VAN PER-SIE. When the girl says no, molest her.'
Any other crackers out there?