My new favourite thing. Kerplunk is virtually impossible to set up after three drinks, especially if it's old and all the plastic straw things are a bit worn, and Scrabble becomes that bit more challenging, especially seeing as all the Bs and Ks have long since been lost by pissed-up patrons.
Are you for or against board games in pubs? Or, as is much more likely, unmoved by the concept at all? I guess playing Guess Who in a pub is a bit Stuff White People Like, isn't it?