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i think this is one of those key issues we need to be addressing
you know venerial disease? Is it called that because we originally caught it off deer?
actually it's not that funny, or much of a story even :(
in my first year of uni i had a module nicknamed aids (agents of infectious disease) and in my second year one shortened to vd (virus and disease)
and is no connection to mine. whatsoever.
its news to me.
point 2: who decides on how big those sachets are?
"Hi Heinz, could you make us some sachets of ketchup, no larger than 6 cm by 2 cm. Fangs. M&B Pubs"
if mayonnaise weren't the most disgusting substance on Earth.
but the steward standing near the dispensy bit said that i could only take 2. 2 is not enough to cool the tea down. i should have thrown it in his face.
or MAYBE cos mayo is mostly the jizz of disaffected emploeyees
have you ever squeezed out a mayonnaise and contemplated opening another? Have you ever squeezed out a single ketchup sachet and thought "that's enough ketchup for me"?
it's a fuckin disgrace
I wonder in J el B is a dad yet?