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I just find your omniscience and your openness testy.
Oh, and you should look paean up - that's not a particularly good usage.
Also, you keep on telling me I'm infinitely wise. That's not a particularly good useage.
Also, I'd like to refer you to the previous video.
I don't know, nor want to know, anything about you.
I'm going to invoke a Cheers.
Au contraire - first usage, spoonerism. Second, irony reflecting your own level of self worth.
I don't know, or want to know, any more about you and your girlfriend who you MET ON THE INTERNET! So the feeling is mutual, sadly I already know how much you like yourself - it's self evident. I will admit to thinking your poetry good though.
I would 'invoke' a Cheers but it seems a bit haughty.
all of which are incredibly personal, and *liked* them, but don't want to know anything about me?
So wait: I should be more or less forthcoming with my own openness? By definition writing poems is normally born of being open, so I don't know how I could possibly win if you both like and don't like it.
But the answer is: I can't win. You insulted me for the hell of it, which honestly just comes across as insanely insecure, and yeah, a little jealous. Where's Sean's forum elitism thread?
For the record, I don't totally agree.
I will note though that I've got myself into an argument purely for the sake of it here and I'm willing to admit to being a bit of a bell end (very rare that, admission not being a bell end).
I do want to clarify a few points though:
1. I'm not jealous of you, I wouldn't know what to be jealous of. I *hope* I'm more socially well adjusted than to be jealous 'in internet land'.
2. You actually seem quite a nice chap.
3. Your knowledge of everyone and pally demeanour does bug me however, I just find it a bit creepy. Its probably as you're a nice man but it seems strange to extend this to faceless, unmet avatars.
4. You're everywhere and have an opinion on everything anyone says. I guess that's often the nature of messageboards but forgive me for thinking 'God not this fella again'.
It's more the insane amount of posting which means I have a pretty solid knowledge of everyone, but I *can* see why that would be unnerving.
I *do* have an opinion on everything, that much is incredibly true. It balances out because it's normally the wrong one.
And everyone is a bell end on the internet, it's all good.
can one actually *be* an 'infinitely wise' rectum?
Always wise, always arch.
what would you do differently?
or had a curtains haircut as a kid.
Show your working
because actually, that MIGHT cover both bases. Using the weather to allow certain temperatures would allow me to control the movements of spiders, and if I could be VERY localised, allow me to shift them to one particular place with careful work.
If you went for weather, you'd be like the Jaff trying to use the Art.
(bonus points if you've read The Great And Secret Show and understand the analogy)
but I didn't notice you said partial control.
Well in that case, the latter. Because I HATE having flies in my bedroom, so I could leave the room for a day, get the spiders to web up and catch it, and then deweb.
Most of the people I've asked in real life prefer weather
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to 'Our Lord'.
PUT DOWN YOUR KEYBOARD: YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY.
You've only been on here about 3 weeks, haven't you?
DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?
I didn't think it was possible.
Given that DiS runs so fucking slowly. It takes me about 14 minutes to post anything.
*touches wood* fnar fnar
Xyolpwn - Must.Try.Harder.
If not, don't know who you are, pal.
I was half right.
While I'm at the court I'll change yours to Pal Bobbins
That's how I interpreted your post.
*Gives you badge*
How the FUCK?
You mouthy wee shite :)
he is tool of Sean's, fixing the internet.
Seriously though ^ Jmags for jumping in with an unnecessary rectum up there.
And yes, I am aware that 'jumping in with an unnecessary rectum' is a sentence asking for abuse.
jmags is too predictable. who was the biggest tool before this thread was started? let's double the drama in here
Well me and Georgierererere have our moments that have gone pretty critical of late.
BUT he then reverts to being oddly nice and conversational at times.
I can't actually call this too easily. Literally no one has been a dick to me on this entire board save jmags. And that's serious!
It's this guy ^. We suddenly decided to really, REALLY dislike each other, resulting in numerous 'you're a twat's.
We made up over a delicious carrot cake and the movie 'Big' though.
he doesn't post much so people don't notice his smugness. BUT I NOTICED AGES AGO.
Er...what one weapon would you use to take on an Alien or a Predator and do you think you'd survive?
Well fire kills aliens, so it would have to be a flamethrower for the alien. I think I'd get caught by the acid blood, but make it out alive.
Predator is trickier. I don't have a massive counterweight to drop on it, and films have proved that things like chainguns LOOK awesome but still get you completely slaughtered while you're looking awesome.
So for predator... I would take an EMP. I'm pretty sure that will knock out everything he's got, PLUS his cloaking, and then it's just him vs me. I AM aware that he has melee items, but at least I'll have slightly more of a chance.
But i would still die.
Ways on defeating the Predator is always tricky. Your EMP idea is better than mine: I was going to suggest using the gravity gun from half-life 2 and chucking toilets at it.
they're pretty big, I'd need a truck.
Actually, maybe a really big lorry would be the answer. The toilets could be potentially lethal actually.
OR the portal gun, and I could put one portal under him, the other above a ravine.
I want to play it now. :(
is a happy occasion. Who doesn't want to play Portal?
but talk to me when you hit 20k, then we can be friends. :)
Worked in publishing is the real answer, which as those who have will know means you have no free time/social life ever. Ever.
Court order, remember?
But as we have made up, I will stay happy with the ol' favourite of mine: the dawson cry.
HAHA OMG U MET YOU'RE GIRLF ON THE INTERWEBS U TOTALE LOSUUUER :P
so I can understand the backlash.
It's the online equivalent of blowing a snot bubble in geeky rage.
so I wasn't really saying it like that. Re-read.
I am a bit smug, you're right. Sorry.
I am just loud, overly talkative and more than a little pretentious. I make friends by sheer repetitive erosion rather than merit!
Especially the pretence. Perhaps that's the problem?
*camera tight zoom on face*
BAM BAM BAM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
probably too pretentious ;)
I don't like sci-fi or fantasy. Brain doesn't compute. So I've never seen it.
it's a turd of a film.
??? ?????? ???? ????????. :(
and say 'no, and it makes me sad :('
…Brangelina, Bennifer, Jedward etc. do you think that Xyloeufpwn could catch on?
Pickedpwn is better, and sounds like an absolutely fly rapper.
But it's your union so that's fair enough!
Xyloeufpwn it is.
what would i get?
Or, if I was feeling nice, I'd buy you a battered sausage, pineapple fritter and chips, maybe with a pot of beans if the money could stretch. I would salt the chips for you, but bring back a sachet of vinegar depending on your preferences.
and if so what made you want to give up your anonymity, to a degree, and join in the fun?
but I'd heard of it via ArtBaretta, who occasionally posts on here but is more an acquaintance of Sean's.
My first post was an ill-informed tidalrant about RATM's chrimmer single, and brought me under the crosshairs of stealthy within about 20 seconds. It was a regretful moment.
I spent a fair while on the music board, and then clicked 'social' and destroyed my life.
which, surprisingly is relatively high
how does it compare to other soups, i'm particularly interested in a critique of creamed verses low fat bathing fluids.
in that: it smells nice (only in a foody way) and is close to the consistency of water. Also, adding the likes of radox will bubble it up still.
Full fat soup, like cream of tomato, is a different kettle of soup entirely. Because of the thickness, it's incredibly immersive AND retains its warmth for longer, although bathers beware: it will be much hotter at the bottom of the bath even when the top has cooled down.
I personally think the latter is still preferable (safety considered) because it's a much more immersive experience, akin to a tasty mud bath.
It's maybe a touch overpriced, but the service is solid (I've been to two, one in Cambs, one next to London Bridge) and the quality of food and coffee is good. They only serve peroni as a beer though, which is acceptable, but they could have made an effort and also included Gran Riserva Peroni, the king of lunch beers.
i will require one with alcohol, and one for the more delicate liver.
hitting a Baileys with an after eight will achieve an utterly brilliant effect (although this can be recreated with creme de menthe).
Non alcoholic is different however, and one SHOULDNT assume that peppermint tea will have the same tasty effect (quite the reverse, trust me). The solid answer, as with all chocolate, is of course a decent filter coffee, sipped after each bite. If you last the after eight out a bit, it'll be better for you too. The over-impulsive one-biter loses flavour fast.
Give it a rest.
Do you know what a dutch oven is? At what age does performing one cease to be funny?
and when you're old enough that a follow-through is more than 40 per cent likely.
Morning requires too much thought.
Sickest burn I've ever done, that.
3. Japanese Ring 1.
she's visiting and has the day off, so she's pottering about at home (or was) so I wandered home for lunch break as it's not far.
she said favuorites, not scariest :-p. When i was a kid that scared the shit out of me.
but nothing scares you more than remembering the stuff that scared you as a kid.
SCARY CLOWN IS SCARY CLOWN.
not immediately, and not necessarily too much, but if you're open with people they often feel comfortable sharing back. And that goes a long way to a much better friendship.
However, I'm aware some people hugely resent that, and that's for their own reasons. As I and my peers have got older the extremes of people either liking or hating it have widened too, interestingly
nah just joking. What film should I rent (download) for tomorrow?
while you're at that time of you're cycle, right?
:-D Dickhead, remember?
What should i get with it?
I can't stress enough how much you should buy it
i'll have a look for it :)
Do you like "Vitamin water"?
Also, I just had some cracking carrot cake. Not so much a question, but it needed to be said.
I want to try it, but there's all different ones, there's no multivitamin water that ive seen and it annoys me.
Is B12 more delicious than A?
I just had the raspberry-apple (C+ zinc) one
It was ok
Doesnt escape from the fact that, taking into account levels of active viatmin and normal gut absorption rates, id need to drink around 10 bottles for any vitamin-eilicited beneficial effects to be wrought. POSH WATER!
i have it all the time because its yummy
You always think that you're not going to be able to take the fuller flavour, but about 10 seconds in you will.
But seriously. The latter; thank me in a second.
and not the real cool james
Monday: Red. Because, after a big weekend, my accounts are normally in it.
Tuesday: Green, because I will have shaken my hangover and will start stressing out again at work, so I'll need some.
Wednesday: Yellow, because following the green, I am sufficiently mellow the next day.
Thursday: Blue, because I am out of green.
Friday: White, because I'm spending money on it (see Monday for what happens).
What about Saturday/Sunday?
Ah. the green isn't referring to dollars.
The weekend is always orange because
ORANGE YOU GLAD THAT IT'S THE WEEKEND?
IT WAS A SOLID GAG. COME ON.
not THAT source book. That one.
You running a dungeon tonight then?
if she is on here, what is her username?
Also, are you from glasgow? if so, what part? I am formally of the peoples republic of The West End, though my parents have moved to the gated community that is a school with houses round it that is jordanhill.
And she *is* on here, but you should be able to figure out who it is by reading this thread. ADVENTURE TIME!
But thank you for the location info, I am visiting glasgow soon, I will visit you.
anyway i won't be there
live in fountainbridge.
i dont come on here much nowadays but you seem to post Good Content.
but i wont be there
because i live in edinburgh now and not glasgow, but im wont even be there because ill be in manchester. tough world.
Mojos in a couple weekends' time?
About 30 quid, then.
with a fella's name as the forename and an abstract concept as the surname like.
Seriously though: i would go with