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Strewth!! And other non-sweary expressions of surprise
My friend has had a swear box introduced at work, so when he and i are on the phone he will roll out his standard crap anecdotes but replace certain words.
So far he's used:
Golly
Crikey
Blimey
That's complete bobbins
Gosh
Tonker
I generally use 'crikey' when trying to not be disinherited by the grandparents. Do you have your own 'safe' words? DO YOU?