I was just walking behind a guy and a girl on our way back from the canteen. He was telling her about his girlfriend moving away and starting a job or a course or some shit and how it'll strain the relationship, by the sounds of it.

Guy: "And it's in Glasgow, so it's not, y'know, the nicest place on Earth"

Girl: "Well, it's probably got nice bits"

Guy: (Non-commital "hmm") "Well all I'll say is I she should be coming back at weekends"

Girl: "You wouldn't go?"

Guy: "Have you SEEN it?!"

-Exeunt

Conclusion: this guy would rather break up with his girlfriend than go to the misty, barren DMZ that is Glasgow.