United close gap at the top by beating West Ham 3-0, Rooney moving up to 27 goals this season.
Neil Warnock expects tonight's FA Cup replay between Crystal Palace and Aston Villa to be his last before he becomes QPR's next premature managerial casualty.
Carlos Tevez has either been given extra time off or will be back for Saturday's early kick off against Chelsea, depending on what source you believe.
Stuttgart battle out a 1-1 draw with Barca, while Bordeaux steal a 1-0 away win over Olympiakos.
Inter-Chelsea on ITV tonight. Anyone got a left-back we can borrow? Anyone OTHER than Arsenal, that is. I'll, rather adventurously, go for a score draw or perhaps a slender Chelsea victory.