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So I won't tell you.
jumped off the roof, caught on a tree branch, gave himself an atomic wedgie. We've all seen it before
He was taking a shit and the toilet bowl cracked and he broke his tail bone.
we had football training one saturday but the gates are locked...mr spode orders his faithfull troops over the top...we all manage it apart from graham (seriously, graham) who gets a spike of the gate caught in the leg hole of his shorts. he dangles there for a few minutes until they split. we all laugh. good times.